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Mon 11/06/17 03:19 PM
Maybe you just need your nappy changed
Lol

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Mon 11/06/17 03:17 PM
Pulls out his tape measure...
Hmmm....a little short..but have to allow for cold water shrinking ...lol

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Mon 11/06/17 01:51 PM
Who causes the separation..ummm
I'm always told it's me...lol..
But what do you expect women never point the dirty finger at themselves..
Lol.

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Mon 11/06/17 01:49 PM

I read what they say they want. I respond to some. it's rare to get a reply. they should be honest and say they want high class men of certain wealth
..umm. they don't just want a high-class men with certain wealth...


There.. looking for a good dancer as well..
And it doesn't hurt if you're hung like a donkey...lol...WHAT !!!.. it's true...
Says the Donkey..lmao

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Mon 11/06/17 01:37 PM
Ohhh.. I love game playing in a relationship..
Especially dress up..
Wink.lol

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Sun 11/05/17 10:08 AM

So..... have you worked out yet ..... what women want laugh laugh tongue2
... and why is it always about what women want how about us men and our wants and needs.... sometimes I just like to snuggle... have somebody rub my feet. and Shoulders.... make me a nice dinner..
Listen to me ramble on and on about my day...hmmmmmn.... women and their want want want..lol

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Sun 11/05/17 10:05 AM
Edited by no1phD on Sun 11/05/17 10:05 AM


Does it conformable for girls/woman's to have one night stand with strangers

Are you asking if prostitution is "comformable"?
.. why do you always make it nasty...hmm... don't have to be a prostitute in order to just have a one night stand... take me for example.. oh wait a minute bad example..
By the way you don't have a pack of bubblegum on you do..??.lol

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Sun 11/05/17 10:03 AM

Does it conformable for girls/woman's to have one night stand with strangers
..well.. if it wasn't a stranger it really wouldn't be a one-night stand..
HELLO))))).....

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Sun 11/05/17 09:45 AM

Obviously, something I don't have...
.. oh Tom don't be so modest..
From what I've heard you have something a lot of women want... you have a very large you know!! come on!!.. from what I've heard.. it's huge huge... and very well-crafted... I'm pretty sure a lot of women want that..wink.. what woman doesn't want a guy with a large well-crafted... man with a big big....


Heart and vocabulary...

Wink..lol..:thumbsup:

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Sun 11/05/17 08:51 AM



A chocolate penis that ejaculates money?
..lol.. winner winner chicken dinner..
I think we have the winning answer...
:thumbsup:


Hummm... we call those all night suckers~~~laugh laugh tongue2
...ohhh great!!.. you telling us now we have to stay erect all night....
Okay just give me a minute while I go to the drugstore and get my Viagra prescription
Refilled... golly gee!!.. I thought maybe a half an hour or an hour would be enough... but all night...!!!... you women want want want all the time..lol

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Sun 11/05/17 08:19 AM

A chocolate penis that ejaculates money?
..lol.. winner winner chicken dinner..
I think we have the winning answer...
:thumbsup:

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Sun 11/05/17 08:06 AM
Trust me when I say don't trust anyone..lol

Trust in Uncle Sam your government
Trust in your politicians..
Trust in the big corporations..
Trust in the oil barons..
Trust in your bank....

All the above have screwed you all over constantly... but somehow you still trust them.....

But yet someone you love someone you're close to betrays your trust and you say you're unwilling to forgive them... give them a second shot...wow... I would sooner give someone I loved a second chance...
Put behind my mistrust in them...
Because if I can't do it for someone I love..

Well.. it seems a bit weird that I'm willing to..
Trust all the above mentioned before I even retrust someone I loved..once..
Think about it..lol

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Sun 11/05/17 07:51 AM
What Women Want... come on Blondie !!..
we both know what women want..wink wink...lol.

But seriously it's not about what they want it's about what they need... they need a man that's considerate and thoughtful who puts his woman's needs ahead of his own
Needs... she needs someone that's going to be supportive.. she needs someone that's not going to stand ahead of her or behind her but beside her... hand in hand with her...
She needs someone that does what they say they're going to do... and do what they say... she needs someone with strength of character... a protector at times a provider at times.. a friend and lover at times...

Someone's that's going to be there for the good times and the bad times...
Someone who allows her to be herself without judgement... and he can be himself without her judgement...so yes.. it's about needs..... and right now I need a shovel...
So I can dig a hole and bury myself in it..
Because there's no way I can even live up to those requirements....lol...haha


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Thu 11/02/17 03:37 PM
. In a thick French Canadian accent ..I have been in and out of love many times....
Looks at his reflection in the hallway mirror... ulala I think I'm in love.. again..
Lol

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Thu 11/02/17 03:35 PM
Rainy days I play hide and seek with the kleenex box... I always win. she doesn't hide very well..
Lol

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Thu 11/02/17 07:51 AM

And men having this innate fear of giving up their freedom.

Or thinking they maybe can do better.

It not matching with their own inner blueprint for life. That is a real mother to deal with:
men have this blueprint of "now is time to build my career, then I want a family, then I want this and that." and a relationship is somewhere down the line too. Yet, if a woman appears during the 'career phase', he is not really open for a relationship because it doesn't match his blueprint. And he will let go, even if it is the best woman for him ever.
Women are different that way. We also have such a blueprint, but we are far more flexible.
I think this has to do with man's tendency to compartmentalize.
.. a blueprint really!!!..lol..
And i like the way it's just men that have the fear of commitment...lmao.....

Wait a minute!!!.. I got to go ....I can hear commitment coming...lol.

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Wed 11/01/17 09:50 AM
Edited by no1phD on Wed 11/01/17 09:51 AM
She gets inside my head .. bangs and rattles around on all the pipes... shaking loose everything that's took so long... to convince myself that I'm fine.. with things the way they are.. holds my head tightly in her grasp and forces me to look.. at things I don't wish to look at.. I know she thinks it's for the best... but really I'm worried if she spends too much time in there... she will try to unlock and open those doors I do not wish open..

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Wed 11/01/17 09:44 AM

Im thinking i have a headache
.. you know they say the best cure for a headache is a good hard org...ooooh right
Pg13lol

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Wed 11/01/17 09:36 AM

I'm thinking you're right :thumbsup:
I like the way you think.. now! if only more of you would think this way things would go a lot smoother..lmfao..omg I kill me

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Wed 11/01/17 09:28 AM
Reasons why relationships don't work or last...
Hmmmm... 8 times out of 10...
It's because something I usually did.. or didn't do... or said or didn't say.. or forgot are just simply didn't care enough...
Are looked at another woman at the wrong time.... or accidentally fell on top of another woman at the wrong time...lol..

Brought flowers but the wrong kind didn't bring flowers... try too hard didn't try enough... was too masculine wasnt masculine enough.. not sensitive enough to sensitive....
Open the door for her forgot to open the door for her accidentally pinched her finger in the door..lol... got frustrated putting Ikea furniture together.. because I refuse to look at the directions.. all I need is the picture on the box.. don't want to talk about her feelings talk too much about our feelings.lol.....


I guess the point I'm making is usually relationships end.... because us guys are dumbasses..lol

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