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Thinking it will be nice to have the place to myself tonight, even better if I got the news I've been waiting for. . Doctor says I check..out . Clean and Free Doctor says I'm not pregnant false alarm..lol.. Insurance Agency says slight error on their part total refund coming your way..lol.. Meat Club of the month.. says you just won a free year supply of meat..lol.. Come on come on don't keep us in suspense what's the good news you're waiting for |
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I'm thinking I'm going to spend the evening with my youngest son doing whatever..
Just as long as I get to be with him .one-on-one and really connect... life gets busy sometimes it's hard to really connect find time just to Goof Off |
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Topic:
Happy Wife, Happy Life
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I stopped living my life in order to make a woman happy I realized.. there is no making a woman happy... nothing is ever good enough..for them... a guy can't do enough make enough money have a big enough house fancy enough car.. It's never good enough for them... They're never happy... until they're alone.. Lol Funny cause I have felt the same way about some of the men I have dated.... That goes both ways... But the problem is if they are not happy to begin with they will never be happy no matter the sex... Happy Wife Happy Life is nothing but a saying it is not saying you must make them happy~~  It is just saying when they are happy then life is happier~~~ But again when your around others that are happy it is like a infection and spreads to all those around them... A smile goes a long ways.. If one gives one 9 times out of 10 you are going to get one back~~~ Lol.. happy happy wife....lol Silly meant either male or female or two of each if one is not happy the other one can't make them happy.. It is also a proven fact even if a couple has sex often they may be less stressed but not always happy.... I have known those that had sex often and still their marriage fell apart for other reasons.....  Heck I have dated guys that the sex is the only reason I hung around them....  |
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Topic:
New Experience
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New experiences...
Grabs his ball gag ..and his mouse traps.. Comes running into the room... I'm always open to new experiences.. Throws a plastic sheet on the floor.. dumps a bottle of lubricant on the plastic.... along with a jar of maraschino cherries... Ok... time for a new experience... Hmmmm... wait a minute@!!!... dang it not that type of experience is it.???? |
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Topic:
Happy Wife, Happy Life
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I stopped living my life in order to make a woman happy I realized.. there is no making a woman happy... nothing is ever good enough..for them... a guy can't do enough make enough money have a big enough house fancy enough car.. It's never good enough for them... They're never happy... until they're alone.. Lol Funny cause I have felt the same way about some of the men I have dated.... That goes both ways... But the problem is if they are not happy to begin with they will never be happy no matter the sex... Happy Wife Happy Life is nothing but a saying it is not saying you must make them happy~~ It is just saying when they are happy then life is happier~~~ But again when your around others that are happy it is like a infection and spreads to all those around them... A smile goes a long ways.. If one gives one 9 times out of 10 you are going to get one back~~~ Lol.. happy happy wife....lol |
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Women are sexiest in Black..
Hmmm.. I always thought they were sexiest when they're naked...wink. or wearing lingerie...lol |
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Topic:
Happy Wife, Happy Life
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I stopped living my life in order to make a woman happy I realized.. there is no making a woman happy... nothing is ever good enough..for them... a guy can't do enough make enough money have a big enough house fancy enough car..
It's never good enough for them... They're never happy... until they're alone.. Lol |
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Topic:
is one night stand right
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Well if having meaningless sex with a perfect stranger floats your boat.. Then by all means knock yourself out.. But let me tell you after five six seven eight of these little one night stands.. you begin to crave something a little deeper something a little more long-lasting.. And maybe someone that actually gives a crap about you.. and not somebody that's just interested in getting off.. regardless if you get off with them or not... but you are young go! sew your Wild Oats while you can.. . Go forth and spread your seed young man.... because one day you will be an old man.. perhaps married.. and you and your wife will be old.. and as you lay in bed with her.. looking at her shriveled-up crinkly old body... you will be able to pull from memory all those hotties that you had one night stands with.. to help give you motivation. Inspiration at that moment.. As you lay there with your old lady... Yup.. you are so bad shriveled up crinkly old body ... some age better then others will you be like that an need Viagra ... your right let him sow his oats ... but be safe about it ...an be truthful to... with them but he might get hurt himself ... there is always that chance with those kinds of 1 night stand relationship ... chances you have to risk ... |
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Topic:
Signs of being depressed?
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Fills the bathtub full of water.. gets in it well holding a plugged in hair dryer..
Just holding it above the water line.. Wondering just wondering... how depressed am I..hmmmm... right then the doorbell rings... darn it I forgot I ordered pizza.... maybe tomorrow maybe tomorrow I'll have the courage.. to let go of the hair dryer... but right now I'm not letting a good pizza go to waste...lol |
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Edited by
no1phD
on
Wed 10/18/17 08:17 PM
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A woman can tell a lot about the man, by the place he chooses! She can always say no if she doesn't like it. Exactly what I'm talking about.. women. Can't live with them ..and you can't bury them in the backyard.. without the nosy neighbors noticing...lol |
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Topic:
Friendship vs Love
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So just to clarify things a bit this friend am I allowed to have sex with her..?..
Lol |
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I'm thinking.. if I had a few million dollars I would definitely hire a nutritional expert AKA private cook..lol.. because right now that box of Kraft Dinner isn't going to make itself..fml
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Topic:
ive just joined.
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Welcome lovelicking...hmmm.
Dare I ask what you love to lick.. Lol.. so many things I could do with this topic right now..but it is PG..so.. I'll just continue sucking on my lollipop minding my own beeswax..lol... I know I should have said licking my lollipop..but sucking it seems more appropriate |
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Topic:
Happy Wife, Happy Life
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Topic says wife! A man should put his wife's happiness first! I think the o.p is saying.. your own personal happiness is your own priority.. not up to someone else to make you happy.. So if you're happy then making others happy is easy... but their happiness does not depend on your happiness... This whole topic just makes me depressed.or unhappy.lol |
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Wow.. I'm definitely not letting any of you know where the bodies are buried..lol..
Hang your friend up to dry would you.. Hmmm.... not even one ....don't worry sweetheart we'll make it look like an accident and make it all disappear... Just promise you'll never do something like this again... and by the way I can't believe the way you just throat punched that guy.. Got to tell you baby a little turned on right now....lol..wink. |
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Topic:
How good looking am I?
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Confidence is key lmao And conceit is a very unattractive attribute. Asking about your looks shows not only a certain immaturity but also a bit of insecurity. .. why would somebody ask how good looking they are... I mean really why would somebody ask that.... you would really have to be insecure... or a big attention getter.. Hmmm... wish I would have asked that question myself..lol..jk..not..maybe ..lol |
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Maybe you need to stick with a woman long enough to figure out what she likes and vice versa... After some time those "difficult" decisions will become easier. |
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To Decide where to go on a date..? I'm a alone in this feeling..? Do any other men out there.. feel the same way.?.when it comes to picking a venue for your date night.. hmmmm..lol It seems you get bothered by lots of things. Personally, I don't care what we are doing or who decided what to do as long as we're having a good time. And it's not as simple as saying I don't care where we go that's the problem.. Everybody cares where they go you have to have a destination . I just really need a direction to point myself in.. most times after that I can take it from there...but... sometimes it's a question of.. me trying to decide what would be fun to do or entertaining for the other person and myself.... it's like on those rare occasions when you go to a restaurant and you decide there's nothing on the menu you like so you leave you go to another restaurant same thing happens.. You don't really want to go back to your regular restaurant cuz you've been there so many times... so then you start to feel a little bit like wtf.. why is it so hard to find a place to eat... and in my own head I'm thinking great now I seem like I'm either picky or too indecisive quick think of someplace to go someplace to take her to eat.. but then I draw a blank.. I asked my date where would you like to go.. Typical response I don't care.... Ohhh. Great you're no help at all..lmao..wink |
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Topic:
What don't you have
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What don't I have?..
Umm.a 7.5 in..ohhhh... wait a minute maybe I do have one of those..lol. |
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balance, its on the womans shoulders to bear children ID say men got the lighter end of the deal ... But what hospital are we going to.??.. We went to that other one last time... You never take me anywhere new...lmao |
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