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Fri 08/26/16 12:56 PM

A jamaican man walked into a store and picked up a bottle of juice and a bag of sugar and only paid for the juice and walked out...he got arrested for stealing the sugar.

He went to court, the judge asked him why he stole the sugar.

He then replied, " Yuh honor, mi na tief no sugar. Mi look pon de back ah de juice an it sey SUGAR FREE, so mi nuh undastan wat a gwaan!"



laugh Jamaican me laugh!

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Fri 08/26/16 12:50 PM
are people so dumb to give money just on the hope of having sex???
Happens on dates every night of the week laugh

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Fri 08/26/16 12:45 PM
but saying Taylor Swift is Illuminati is just crazy talk (it was the next video cued up)... i can't let them talk bad about my future ex wife...
Damn Moe....is this you about to abduct her?







laugh

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Fri 08/26/16 08:41 AM

Biz Markie song Just A Friend :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Ah that's a good one....I'm gonna go older school with a Chuck Berry classic...


Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

This here song it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling

My ding a ling Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling

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Fri 08/26/16 08:01 AM
What's creepy to me are profiles of 65 y/o women with usernames like SweetNjuicy laugh

But it takes all kinds I guess....Hey Sweets, you go girl!


Disclaimer- I haven't really seen a profile exactly like that...but close thoughpitchfork

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Fri 08/26/16 06:14 AM
Edited by RebelArcher on Fri 08/26/16 06:15 AM
Guess some don't realize it but trash men make a good living and they have a very dirty job...
Buddy of mine has a cousin whos the Port-A-Potti guy. Hauls em to where people want em, services them daily, etc...makes a killing. Some snicker....but not his bank

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Thu 08/25/16 09:26 PM

Is that like a tramp stamp?
Yep.....




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Thu 08/25/16 08:39 PM
Cliquish....and yes, that's the appropriate spelling, is actually the perfect title for this thread. ....or how it's turning out anyway, with all the "mingle2 old school" talk. But it's understandable.....things in the internet world have changed...to the chagrin of some it seems.
But here's a "flowerforyou " so it's all good drinker

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Thu 08/25/16 07:58 PM

Sorry
Just making it in now
What's the problem?
I'm not the Doctor, but thought I'd ask anyay
Didn't you stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night?

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Thu 08/25/16 07:54 PM


anyone want to talk i could really use it im not having a good day at all


What could possibly be going wrong in Kansas?
Toto is missing?


And OP...be wary of those in your inbox now

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Thu 08/25/16 07:41 PM

i understand your point but what im trying to say it seems people look down on certain types of jobs and careers
Do you pay your bills? Take care of your responsibilities? If so, frick em...they ain't worth your time anyway

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Thu 08/25/16 05:46 PM

I don't much care for that lady but I wouldn't go online and join the spreading of false information on her. There's plenty of material on this woman that you shouldn't need to spread BS about anything waving





laugh

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Thu 08/25/16 05:32 PM
He can tango right on down there laugh

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Thu 08/25/16 05:08 PM

Rio police charge Ryan Lochte with false report of robbery


shocked
So what? He's still gonna be on Dancing With The Stars laugh

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/rio-2016/2016/08/24/ryan-lochte-dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-cast/89306932/

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Thu 08/25/16 04:47 PM
She is probably the most qualified person to EVER run for president.
If by most qualified, you mean most criminalized, then yea.....

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Thu 08/25/16 11:04 AM




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Thu 08/25/16 08:37 AM
Was it really you, Rebel??!!
Yep....was my last night on tequila laugh

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Thu 08/25/16 07:27 AM

Alright, just why did someone revive a dead thread? :angry:
Looks like you get to be mad again David laugh

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Wed 08/24/16 10:50 PM
And speaking of the Little League World Series.....kid whos mom has cancer hits home run while Mom is being interviewed by ESPN...


http://youtu.be/wJXwM77hEkw

Saw it live....was cutting onions at the time...that's my excuse anyway

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Wed 08/24/16 10:35 PM

Black bear no doubt about it I can tell by it's gate. nice try though.laugh
rofl

Seriously, it was me....sorry for partyinglaugh