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Thu 11/19/15 11:37 PM
how to Trick or Treat without leaving the couch:

When my sons were young they would bring home their big bag of candy after trick or treating with my wife. As this was back in the poison/ razor bade scare days, I would have them empty the bag of candy on the parlor table so I could check the candy. ( which I did of course)

I would then open and eat a few Milky Ways under the pretense of checking them for poison. I can still hear them saying " any poison in that one Dad!! to which I always answered "No, but let me check another".. which they would quickly give me.

I got away with this for 2 years before my wife ratted me out. Lol

For what its worth, they pull this stunt on their own kids now.

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Thu 11/19/15 10:33 PM

well everybody, i am the wimp that has been beaten by females on a few occasions. I am the skinny guy that is the wimp. I do push ups when i can. Why does it matter when you are in your mid to upper 30's how strong you are when you work all the time and support yourself.I don't fight anyway if i was a bodybuilder.


Then why do you put yourself in a situation to be beaten by the girls.. do you enjoy that?.. then if so, so be it

I would tell you to order a blow up girl but I don't know if you would be strong enough to open the carton.. would be frustrating.. knowing she was in there and you couldn't get at her

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Thu 11/19/15 10:26 PM



ISIS has made the killing of other Muslims a central behavior from the beginning. Since France has the highest proportion of Muslim citizens of any European nation, it's no surprise that the mass murder of concert goers would include some of them.


they get the 72 virgins for sacrificing themselves for Allah, that's part of the control factor written into the Koran by the high priests, to die for the cause (Allah) gets the virgin deal...


Yeah, but the Quran doesn't come with pictures.
If those Jihadists could see ahead of time just what those virgins look like . . .




Hahaha!!.. wouldn't that be a kick in the ***.





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Thu 11/19/15 07:28 PM

Yep,its baaaddd here in Cowtown (Calgary).
A division of my Company is a supplier to the oil & gas industry..My customers are hurting bad..
Companies who had 12 installers for making up of panels are down to 1 or maybe 2 now.. some Companies have not ordered anything in months...they've let staff go; they've cancelled their Xmas parties;..
Vacancies? YEP, lots of empty buildings - lots of 'for lease', 'for sale' signs going up and price per square foot is dropping..
I happened to have walked by the unemployment office and there were long lines of applicants..
Seems like we're back to 1982 era
We hope to weather the storm, as our Company is diversified and not just reliant on oil & gas..
and may I say, that Alberta's oil is not 'dirty oil' either.. The Companies are doing an awesome job to be environmentally friendly.. they just don't do a great job of raising awareness of what they do in that regard.




Wow.. I had no idea it was that bad up there. It is a shame as I am sure most of those who are now without a job are in their 40's.. 50's..bad situation. I hope it gets better soon.

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Thu 11/19/15 07:24 PM



Fogle gets 15 years 8 months

Cries...says he'll never do it again, worries about his wife yada yada yada....

"" U.S. District Judge Tanya Walton Pratt
sentenced former Subway pitchman Jared
Fogle to a prison term of more than 15
years Thursday, accepting a plea deal
that sees him admit to charges of
receiving child pornography and
repeatedly having sex with minors.""
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/11/19/456622271/jared-fogle-to-learn-sentence-for-sex-with-minors-child-pornography




Yes, today he is being issued his prison clothing and a pair of knee pads.
I wonder if he was worried about his wife when he was beating off to, and banging, kiddos...


I read where she got $7 Million so she is most likely at the "Jared who?" stage.. if she's not.. she should be.. cut ties with that loser.

To tell you the truth, I thought he would have killed himself before actually having to enter prison.

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Thu 11/19/15 07:09 PM


I have been given the finger a few times while driving on the N.J. Turnpike.. I usually deserve it for cutting in line on the off ramp during rush hours.... always cracks me up

Heh - I've been to NJ 2 or 3 times. "Getting the finger" there is like background noise! :laughing:


I know.. it's the official state greeting Lol

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Thu 11/19/15 05:16 PM
collateral damage.

They didn't set out to kill other Muslims, they set out to kill non Muslims.. the Muslims killed just got in the way.. but they don't care about that either

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Thu 11/19/15 03:32 PM
I'm sure if there was a middle finger nudge, I would have received a few ;)

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Thu 11/19/15 03:24 PM

well i guess maybe they can sleep a little easier tonight in the city of lights. but for how long?


there replacements are already in line and have their orders. Nobody in the civilized world can sleep better until they are wiped out.

One thing is for sure.. people can not go thru life like this.. waiting for the next horrible thing to happen... most everyday. Once you come to grips with that, there is only once option avalible.

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Thu 11/19/15 02:54 PM

heard that part of a Floor collapsed!
Wonder who will pay for all that damage!
Insurance most likely gonna weasel out of it with it's War-Clause!bigsmile


Yes, you never see that scenario on a Allstate Insurance commercial.

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Thu 11/19/15 02:41 PM

Fogle gets 15 years 8 months

Cries...says he'll never do it again, worries about his wife yada yada yada....

"" U.S. District Judge Tanya Walton Pratt
sentenced former Subway pitchman Jared
Fogle to a prison term of more than 15
years Thursday, accepting a plea deal
that sees him admit to charges of
receiving child pornography and
repeatedly having sex with minors.""
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/11/19/456622271/jared-fogle-to-learn-sentence-for-sex-with-minors-child-pornography




Yes, today he is being issued his prison clothing and a pair of knee pads.

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Thu 11/19/15 12:00 PM

They sound like very wise words. I hope my sub-conscious can re-calibrate to that criteria as it does sound like that should be my goal.


Your making getting laid sound really.. really hard to do... its not.. stop thinking so much and you will get that reclusive boner you are searching for.


"sub conscious recalibrating to that criteria"...come on..just relax

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Thu 11/19/15 11:45 AM
The bodies recovered in the raid were badly mangled, with a part of Aitboulahcen's spine landing on a police car
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If this is not enough to get landlords not to rent to the " bearded ones" what is?

after all, once the cops leave someone has to clean up this mess.. and everyone knows Jihad is had to get out of the rug.

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Thu 11/19/15 11:31 AM


I nudge with a kick in the bum those who I recognize, those whom I am not able to send a message too due to their criteria, those who do not respond and I got this for you too :tongue:

(I have one other reason but for now I'll keep that one a secret)

Anyone else who uses the kick in the bum nudge? Feel free to share ...


nope...never used it

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Thu 11/19/15 04:49 AM




Speaking of a payday, he'll probably make millions off of this.laugh


I doubt it. Every woman he has been with in the last 5 years is going to file law suits against him and from what I have read that is in the hundreds. In the past week alone I read he has been with several different women.

He has crisis management people working on overtime right now.


I read where his net worth is $150 million.. that's not really a lot of money when you could be facing scores of lawsuits.

Plus I am sure his career has taken a major hit now that he admitted it.. people will say it doesn't matter and they stand behind him in his fight and all that other PC stuff, but fact is, they don't even want to use the same bathroom he uses.. just won't say it in public.

See how many people scatter when he sneezes now.




That sucks, they were going to make a Major League 3 with Charlie Sheen's character to come out of retirement. I guess that's not going to happen now.... :cry:


well, they better hurry up.

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Thu 11/19/15 03:10 AM
I knew you were married just looking at your face Lol

Good luck

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Wed 11/18/15 10:46 PM





Saw seven plain white/nondescript buses, rollin' southbound on hwy 75...
Looked like middle easterners, in the two buses that I could see into.

That's at least 350 refugees foisted on Texas in just the past 36 hours.

No telling, how many more bus loads there have been.


probably heading here to Houston... but no 7-11's here tho...


I know of at least one 7/11 in Houston.
It's my enroute stop for coca cola, on the way to Galveston from here.


where at? i've never seen one south of centerville


There's one about two blocks from the museum of fine arts.
(That isn't the one I stop at.)




Come to Jersey.. the 7-11 mother land.. B.O. & Cherry incense to go with the fossilized hot dogs.

If your lucky, they have some of that New Delhi wooden hand clapper instrument thing music piping thru the place.

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Wed 11/18/15 10:41 PM
there is a article out there about how she treated secrete service people assigned to her and how she treated the regular white house staff in general...belittled , degraded, insulted them.. constantly.. real b****. Everyone hated her.. cringed when she was walking around.. tried to avoid her at all costs.

For that reason alone I'm not voting for her... Because that is who I think the '"real" Hillary is.

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Wed 11/18/15 03:05 PM

"We hope by opening the program up to all types of citations, we’ll see the numbers increase," Means said.

Great.

Nothing like associating breaking the law with doing something good.

"Park illegally so you can do good!"

"Go 100 MPH through a school zone, get a ticket, so you can do good!"

"Drive drunk, so you can feed the children!"

Don't feel bad about getting a ticket, feel good you get the opportunity to help someone!
It's like you never did anything wrong!
Which will teach everyone not to do it again, or that doing illegal things isn't THAT bad.

Can't wait for the campaign for mayor or whatever "vote for me! I gave over $150k to the local food bank, to help local families. I care about you!"


At best all this does is prepare people for mandatory and compulsory "charity."


I seriously doubt that they would consider DWI or driving 100 MPH thru a school zone or any other violation where you would have to stand before a judge as a candidate for this program.

There is a laundry list of moving violations that would .. failure to use a turn signal. failure to come to a complete stop, failure to yield. ect, ect.

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Wed 11/18/15 02:42 PM


Speaking of a payday, he'll probably make millions off of this.laugh


I doubt it. Every woman he has been with in the last 5 years is going to file law suits against him and from what I have read that is in the hundreds. In the past week alone I read he has been with several different women.

He has crisis management people working on overtime right now.


I read where his net worth is $150 million.. that's not really a lot of money when you could be facing scores of lawsuits.

Plus I am sure his career has taken a major hit now that he admitted it.. people will say it doesn't matter and they stand behind him in his fight and all that other PC stuff, but fact is, they don't even want to use the same bathroom he uses.. just won't say it in public.

See how many people scatter when he sneezes now.


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