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The women that have sent me little messages or emails! Here's your replies!
To the woman that said "I don't date bald guys!" Well I'm not bald! My forehead just keeps getting bigger! To the woman that said "I only date men with a mustache" Well I only date women without a mustache! Wax dat lip honey! To the woman that said "I don't like men that drink" well, you should! I would have never contacted you if I would have looked your picture while I was sober! By the way have they identified that rash yet? To the woman that said "I don't like a man with a beer gut" Well lady I'll have you know my gut has more than just beer in it! Pizza, pasta, bagels, Big Macs etc! To the woman that said "Are those your real teeth" Well hell yes! I'll send them to you and let you see for yourself. Be sure to send them right back though, I have a steak dinner to attend next week. Finally to the woman that said "I'm looking for a man that can take care of me financially" I sent you a picture of my house! Lady do you know how much a satellite dish, spinners and a plywood carport cost for a camper! To the rest of you....hello my dear friends! |
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 Marry me
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LOL thats good
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Marry me A fantasy come true
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Amen brother!
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Marry me A fantasy come true Oh wait, I'm kinda busy for a few weeks, can we make it a long engagement for now? |
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Marry me A fantasy come true Oh wait, I'm kinda busy for a few weeks, can we make it a long engagement for now? As long as we can marry in this century I'll take myself off the market 
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Marry me A fantasy come true Oh wait, I'm kinda busy for a few weeks, can we make it a long engagement for now? As long as we can marry in this century I'll take myself off the market I'm a b**chy nagger, but I'm so good in bed it makes up for it..... 
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What did you say to the woman that said she don't like crossdressers?
 
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Oooooooooooooh, MBD, that just all makes me want you MORE!!!
 After today, you may not have those luxurious digs, though. You can stay here!!
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That was great
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OMG, I should know by now never drink anything when reading your post shshhshhshshs where is the windex when ya need it shshsh
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What did you say to the woman that said she don't like crossdressers?
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Oooooooooooooh, MBD, that just all makes me want you MORE!!! After today, you may not have those luxurious digs, though. You can stay here!! On my way!!! |
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You know yesterday I was in the bathroom, doing my business and I thought... I should post this for MBD... so see I think of you often....
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You know yesterday I was in the bathroom, doing my business and I thought... I should post this for MBD... so see I think of you often.... Lily, must be love. Think of defecation; think of MBD!!!!!
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You know yesterday I was in the bathroom, doing my business and I thought... I should post this for MBD... so see I think of you often.... Lily, must be love. Think of defecation; think of MBD!!!!! hahahahaha I am touched! I love the ladies on here I swear! |
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Now that's funny, MBD (your original post)!!!
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{{{mbd}}}
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