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      I just saw a commercial that said, Passing Gas otherwise known as Farting can be Hazardous to our Health............ 
      That's Funny as CRAP!     I better slow down on my FIBER intake.................      
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      Ok, but if we don't won't we blow up? 
    
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        Edited by
        IndigoIllusions
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      I heard that HOLDING IT IN is hazardous to your health, letting
 
  it out... ...is hazardous to everyone else around you!     
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      LMAO What a way to go aye? 
     
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     Ok, but if we don't won't we blow up?   
    
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      pull my finger
 
    
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        Aries151
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      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6304447980554417691#
     
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      the dog did it .. 
    
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     pull my finger   
  
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      There's more room on the outside than there is on the inside.
     
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      "The lancet" the journal of the AMA says farting is perfectly healthy.  And it actually improves mood.  Lighting farts however can lead to serious complications.
     
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      well at least some of the peoples mood improves those farting greatly improves those around.. not so much.. 
    
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      Farting is my way of contributing to Green House Gas! When I do it in public it is social commentary! When a woman does it while... we are... well... you know...
 
  It means I am doing my job right!   
Lost control lost control lost control! Mayday mayday mayday!   
Now a fart is OK as long as it is dry. When they are wet??? EUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!   
  
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     pull my finger   
  
          
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      much better to fart it than to hold it and have to belch it 
    
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      Years ago I worked with a girl who said her Grandmother used to say better an empty house than unwanted company!!
     
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      My uncle used to say, "out ya buzzard didn't pay your rent".
     
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     pull my finger   
  
          
    
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      I think not farting would be worse 
     
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