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Topic: Are you or arn't you?
AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Sat 08/21/10 09:20 PM
Are you going to church tomorrow? Me??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am riding my bike at the beach tomorrow! OH YEAH!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 08/21/10 09:23 PM
My body is a temple, so I'll stick my finger in my ear and say yeah.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 08/21/10 09:28 PM
Me thinks Andy don't likey the church!

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sat 08/21/10 10:21 PM
I'm goin to the church of suicidal...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FOfSQFQCDc

TonkaTruck3 Joined Fri 02/12/10 Posts: 852	Sat 08/21/10 10:23 PM
Im going to the church of horsepower and torque where we worship smokey burnouts in the streets!!

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 08/21/10 10:58 PM
I am. There's an Assembly of God right up the street from me. I'm going to th 1100 service.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45337	Sat 08/21/10 11:28 PM
The only way I would be going to church tomorrow is if I croaked tonight and tomorrow the funeral procession wended its way through a church graveyard.

iRon Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 2786	Sat 08/21/10 11:30 PM
You think God would be mad at me if i went to church just to neet women?

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 08/21/10 11:32 PM
I don't think so. She may be good for you, you never know.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 08/21/10 11:40 PM
What if you went to pick up a nun?

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45337	Sat 08/21/10 11:48 PM
You think God would be mad at me if i went to church just to neet women? How sweet you think you are the only one.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45337	Sat 08/21/10 11:49 PM
What if you went to pick up a nun? Where do you take a nun on a date?

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Sat 08/21/10 11:55 PM


ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 08/21/10 11:56 PM
What if you went to pick up a nun? Where do you take a nun on a date? Skydiving? It's win/win either way. Either she'll feel closer to god or if she's afraid of jumping out of a perfectly good plane she might question her nunlyness.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45337	Sun 08/22/10 12:11 AM
And those skirts can only reveal more of her nunlyness on the way down. Inspired choice :-)

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 08/22/10 12:13 AM
I wonder if nuns have some kind of specific underwear rule or if it's at their own discretion?

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45337	Sun 08/22/10 12:20 AM Edited by soufiehere on Sun 08/22/10 12:21 AM
I have no clue. You never see them doing laundry.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sun 08/22/10 06:59 AM
Hey! That was my idea! Well, okay, not riding my bike at the beach. Mainly because I don't have a bike. But, that's beside the point. I'm going to the beach tonight. It's a full moon....well, close enough and I can't go to the beach on Tuesday night. Until tonight I'll be cooking and baking...being a regular domestic goddess.

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Sun 08/22/10 08:03 AM
go ahead and take the day off feel free to worship me instead

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sun 08/22/10 08:20 AM
What if you went to pick up a nun? Where do you take a nun on a date? Skydiving? It's win/win either way. Either she'll feel closer to god or if she's afraid of jumping out of a perfectly good plane she might question her nunlyness. Maybe she's a flying nun and you won't even need a plane.