Who is not honest.
If your kids come 2nd or 3rd, that's cool.
A lack of any humor is a plus!
Please don't be easy going. SUCH a turn off!!!!

I suppose I can take it if you like music and the Arts.......

Just don't bring it up at 2pm while I am watching talk shows from your couch.....MmmmKay?

Hate the "natural look"! Fake boobs a definite plus as well!

Please take 2hrs for make up before we go to Pizza Hut for chicken wings!!!!

Well you better book the wedding right now.

Is there going to be an open bar at the wedding?

i want in mwahxx

Shenanigans!
Missed your tatted person!

Hey Soufie

Soooo nice to see your tasty bits in here :-)

Lol! I dunno about tasty... It's been awhile since anyone has checked

You still terrorizing southern cali?

Easy. Go to OkCupid, answer 1000 questions with absolute honesty.
Your very top percentile matches will be exactly what you desire.
Quiz them to be sure though. Ask them anything that agrees with their profile. If they sound like they actually know what they wrote, you might want to pick a different one, but that would be pretty rare.



Best of luck there. Try finding out what night they are free.



That's easy too. Try any dating site. It increases with age though. Something about jumping through hoops comes to mind. Humor and entertainment are often confused, but especially in anyone that still watches TV.



You must be joking. Just ask to trade phone numbers. Easiest test. It's a great sort selector for the paranoia trait.



Now you know why the "wants children" item is important. It's usually one or the other, go figure that.



You mean you actually go to their home? Wow... okies, since you like TV yourself, you might want to reconsider that trend. If they insist on watching football or something lame, just buy yourself a second TV, put the two back to back, buy another couch, redecorate a bit, and train your dog to fetch from the fridge. If your dog refuses to cooperate, buy a third TV.



You sound bored. Move to L.A. We have ladies here that tattoo the white of their eyes black, ladies with green hair that actually looks well done, $500 jeans with holes ripped in the legs, and walking talking ladies that put most mannequins to shame. Fake boobs are real here by nature unless they have three, and sometimes even that is a bit awkward to know for sure.

I'd even bet you think i am kidding you. Do yourself a favor and come visit for one day. Then go back home and appreciate what you have.



Are you serious? only 2 hours for wings? I thought you watched TV? Is delivery bad in your area?

Wtf, what happened to your last partner Beach? Could she not keep up with the Beach?

I hope you find someone soon Beach.

heeeheee

taking apps are ya?

Sorry that it didn't work out ...
Best of luck to the both of you!



Now don't go to extremes ... fake boobs probably make nice floating devices, but you don't wanna hold plastic bags now, do you?!
Have some standards, Beach!!

honest to a T my man always have been
my kids come first that be just way it is..if he don't like it..bye bye
my humor cup overfloweth most days
am I easy going...most of time unless I get pissed off
music and the arts...culture? mmmm once in awhile I hear it prevents brain drain
I am mom baby I know just how to stand in front of that tv remote in hand and tap my foot loudly til those eyes go from the boob tube right up to my face " oh you ready to talk now?"
how natural we talking here? bathrobe and funky hair in the morning natural?
boobs are real and we got a pizza hut somewhere in this town but I ain't running out for wings that be your job as the man

Back up!

Pizza Hut has chicken Wings?


*snorting*

You've basically described the stereotypical escort, stripper, or Vegas showgirl.

Women using their sexuality to make money.

There you go.

Make more money, the women will find you.

You know it :)

If there is a open bar I'm there with bells on~~~

Hey girl good to see you back~~