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https://empireherald.com/cinnamon-roll-can-explodes-inside-mans-butt-during-shoplifting-incident/
For some reason it wont let me paste the article. In all my years of Loss Prevention thank god I haven't seen this happen! |
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Edited by
Conrad_73
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Wed 04/13/16 03:51 AM
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http://empireherald.com/cinnamon-roll-can-explodes-inside-mans-butt-during-shoplifting-incident/ For some reason it wont let me paste the article. In all my years of Loss Prevention thank god I haven't seen this happen! Need to leave the "S" off the HTTPS,and put URL-Tags in Front and back of the Address!. |
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Ahhahahah...
Duh, i read it on the Internet...it must be true... |
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Ahhahahah... Duh, i read it on the Internet...it must be true... It is true, I have a friend who does AP for Wal-Mart and it is logged in ther APIS system! lol |
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If a can of rolls will fit in the dude's pooper, was he really shoplifting, or just lonely?
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https://empireherald.com/cinnamon-roll-can-explodes-inside-mans-butt-during-shoplifting-incident/ For some reason it wont let me paste the article. In all my years of Loss Prevention thank god I haven't seen this happen! Well that's because the Empire herald is a fake news Internet site. It's found as one of 2016's most fake news sites. Also on the article the mugshot of the guy is smiling. If this dough did blow in his trunk, he wouldn't be smiling. It was a funny story dough.... Oops see what I did there? |
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DOH !!...
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https://empireherald.com/cinnamon-roll-can-explodes-inside-mans-butt-during-shoplifting-incident/ For some reason it wont let me paste the article. In all my years of Loss Prevention thank god I haven't seen this happen! Well that's because the Empire herald is a fake news Internet site. It's found as one of 2016's most fake news sites. Also on the article the mugshot of the guy is smiling. If this dough did blow in his trunk, he wouldn't be smiling. It was a funny story dough.... Oops see what I did there? worse than fake... they mix real with fake http://realorsatire.com/empireherald-com/ |
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With people using all their
orifices to steal, smuggle and/or pleasure themselves (including rodents.. Yikes ) I am not the least bit surprised. Just sick to my stomach 
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Edited by
Lpdon
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Thu 04/14/16 02:23 AM
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https://empireherald.com/cinnamon-roll-can-explodes-inside-mans-butt-during-shoplifting-incident/ For some reason it wont let me paste the article. In all my years of Loss Prevention thank god I haven't seen this happen! Well that's because the Empire herald is a fake news Internet site. It's found as one of 2016's most fake news sites. Also on the article the mugshot of the guy is smiling. If this dough did blow in his trunk, he wouldn't be smiling. It was a funny story dough.... Oops see what I did there? worse than fake... they mix real with fake http://realorsatire.com/empireherald-com/ This guys name and the date of arrest is in Wal-Mart's system. I am guessing what happened is this guy shoved a bunch of this stuff down the back of his pants and when he got slammed by Loss Prevention it exploded. |
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With people using all their orifices to steal, smuggle and/or pleasure themselves (including rodents.. Yikes ) I am not the least bit surprised. Just sick to my stomach
I could tell you some stories I have dealt with over the years. The ones that piss me off the most are the ones where they have their kids involv3ed somehow either by stuffing product in their diapers, concealing in the kids clothes or just stealing with their small children thinking they will get a get out of jail free pass. Out here the Law Enforcement doesn't hesitate to call DCSP (CPS). I have dealt with them more times then I would have liked to. |
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Edited by
mightymoe
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Thu 04/14/16 11:05 AM
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https://empireherald.com/cinnamon-roll-can-explodes-inside-mans-butt-during-shoplifting-incident/ For some reason it wont let me paste the article. In all my years of Loss Prevention thank god I haven't seen this happen! Well that's because the Empire herald is a fake news Internet site. It's found as one of 2016's most fake news sites. Also on the article the mugshot of the guy is smiling. If this dough did blow in his trunk, he wouldn't be smiling. It was a funny story dough.... Oops see what I did there? worse than fake... they mix real with fake http://realorsatire.com/empireherald-com/ This guys name and the date of arrest is in Wal-Mart's system. I am guessing what happened is this guy shoved a bunch of this stuff down the back of his pants and when he got slammed by Loss Prevention it exploded. i agree it happened, but i'm sure parts of the story were fabricated by that website... lies mixed with truths are the worst kinds of lies, to me.. |
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Let this serve as a warning for all those needing
to use the back door to shoplift implosive refrigerator items, thanks for sharing. |
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Let this serve as a warning for all those needing to use the back door to shoplift implosive refrigerator items, thanks for sharing. something to remember, thank you... and that should apply to the front door, for the ladies as well... |
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Let this serve as a warning for all those needing to use the back door to shoplift implosive refrigerator items, thanks for sharing. something to remember, thank you... and that should apply to the front door, for the ladies as well... |
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Let this serve as a warning for all those needing to use the back door to shoplift implosive refrigerator items, thanks for sharing. something to remember, thank you... and that should apply to the front door, for the ladies as well... Ok I was laughing and enjoying this story and not really caring if it was true or not. Now not so funny after this comment.. It is just now icky |
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Let this serve as a warning for all those needing to use the back door to shoplift implosive refrigerator items, thanks for sharing. something to remember, thank you... and that should apply to the front door, for the ladies as well... Ok I was laughing and enjoying this story and not really caring if it was true or not. Now not so funny after this comment.. It is just now icky 
...that is, if it were true lol |
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yep gives a whole new spin to having a bun in the oven
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yep gives a whole new spin to having a bun in the oven
Now awaiting the yeast infection jokes lol |
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