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You cant miss her,shes 4/8 650 pounds,yellow teeth,bad complexion,hair like stable straw,and a six figure bank account,if you see her could you tell her i just ordered a pizza,,and its getting cold |
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I saw her, she said she could do better with her bank account...
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well that wasnt very nice of you,shes probably hungry |
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I presumed you were joking around. But hey if she has a huge appetite, you could be missing out
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you know i never thought of it that way,maybe ive been going about this all wrong,,any suggestions? |
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you know i never thought of it that way,maybe ive been going about this all wrong,,any suggestions? I can give you one. Stop trying to make jokes. Just talk. Be yourself. If you meet someone that thinks you are funny, you won't have to work at it. It's a thing called "chemistry". If you have the right chemistry with someone, everything else falls into place. |
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hahaha
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I like turtles.
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Edited by
achavasiliev
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Sun 10/01/17 09:46 AM
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iv cn her but i don think u'd find much use for a woman with a 6 digit bank account yet unwilling to buy a toothbrush.
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where's a good place to buy a really nice watermellon?
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no but after a post like that one
I'd love to talk to your last one
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Edited by
soufiehere
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Sun 10/01/17 10:25 AM
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You cant miss her,shes 4/8 650 pounds.. Man, that is over 11 1/2" pounds per inch. Is she of the..cattle persuasion? |
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May God, bless you with a wife thats beautiful on the inside and outside
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I love sushi...
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Never tried it
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I like pi...
Oh, never mind. |
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You cant miss her,shes 4/8 650 pounds,yellow teeth,bad complexion,hair like stable straw,and a six figure bank account,if you see her could you tell her i just ordered a pizza,,and its getting cold |
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tea
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wow man,,you tell a joke on here and get attacked by the locals who live on the internet lol pretty pathetic |
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