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Dats cause dey crazy  but it's a good crazy    now iffen dey would stop changin da rulz  Awww... but you'd be bored to tears if we did that   Maybe our heads would stop spinnin
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You may be surprised how many women have figured men out. Maybe part of the problem is wemens that think they have men figured out 
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Dats cause dey crazy but it's a good crazy now iffen dey would stop changin da rulz Awww... but you'd be bored to tears if we did that Maybe our heads would stop spinnin Isn't that what man caves are for... to help your head to stop spinning? I'm kidding... About the only rule I have (and it's not really a rule) is just love me and treat me how you'd want to be treated.  The rest we figure out as we go and it's what "we" decide, not what "you" or "I" decide. |
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Hey
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Hell, I don't even understand myself, and I've been with me forever. No one else has a chance, and I see it the same way for women.
Piscesmoon has the answer, just enjoy, (and then scratch your head later in private).
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In my experience I've learned to say "yes dear, I understand " 5 days of every month and the rest is gravy.
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Why try to understand females? If you don't understand one, find one you can understand...no sense beating you're head against a wall, it doesn't help you or the wall any whatsoever... Just because you want a specific woman doesn't mean she wants you as well...
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You learn the tricks of the trade in dealing with women. She is talking to you about the curtains which are important to her but not to you.. at all. But you have that concerned look on your face.. sprinkle in a few " you are right" and " I agree".. all while you are actually thinking about the football game last night and why your team went for it on 4th and goal.. and got stuffed.
You don't have to figure them out, just work on your facial expressions and some buzz words and you will be fine. That's what we do. |
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Edited by
cajunman59
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Mon 06/11/18 07:36 PM
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Dats cause dey crazy but it's a good crazy now iffen dey would stop changin da rulz Awww... but you'd be bored to tears if we did that [/quote Maybe our heads would stop spinnin Isn't that what man caves are for... to help your head to stop spinning? I'm kidding... About the only rule I have (and it's not really a rule) is just love me and treat me how you'd want to be treated. The rest we figure out as we go and it's what "we" decide, not what "you" or "I" decide. Down here we go fishin a lot |
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That works too
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Edited by
eric22t
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Mon 06/11/18 07:42 PM
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up here we work late trying to wash the confusion away with beer
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then there's no need for a beer wench... right?
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how do you think we keep the confusion running rampant?
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well then who's serving you beer if you're working late
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who ever we can get to wear the beer wench out fit
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It is not that women are difficult to understand .. it is more that the primitive brain of the male species keeps rushing blood to their genitals
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Edited by
eric22t
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Mon 06/11/18 07:53 PM
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that's cuz it's clinically proven the the male body only has enough blood to run one head at a time
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now I'm confused
 you got a beer wench at home, but stay late at work to wash away the confusion... And you take turns wearing the beer wench outfit? |
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that's cuz it's clinically proven the the male body only has enough blood to run one head at a time I think that's a myth eric |
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