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Topic: Delicate question for guys
Freebird Deluxe's photo
Wed 09/18/19 01:17 PM
You were invited to a party and drunk far too much ,you passed out .
In the morning you wake in a bit of discomfort and find the back of your underpants soaked in KY jelly ,
Would you involve the police or just keep quiet about it ?
please answer just yes or no

Unknown 's photo
Wed 09/18/19 01:26 PM
Yes or No ONLY? What's this? A Court of Law? laugh

I wouldn't call police and wouldn't be quiet about it. I'd find the culprit, laugh with him about the joke and ask him to wash my drawers or buy me new ones.
As a friend of mine, he'd know he had better comply with my request if he didn't want to drink his food through a straw laugh

ImDavid's photo
Wed 09/18/19 01:53 PM
This sounds like the lead up for that old joke:

Q: If you were camping with another guy and woke up and found your underwear down around your ankles and your ******** hurting, would you tell anyone?

A: No!!

Q: Wanna go camping?

That's middle school joke material right there.

ivegotthegirth's photo
Wed 09/18/19 01:53 PM
Can't answer with one word FB.
I don't think I've ever drank so much that anyone could try to "stir my fudge" without me knowing it.
Anyone that knows me at all would know 2 things; #1 there wouldn't be cops involved and #2 I would immediately be looking for the guilty party and would **** them up no matter what it took! pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork

Freebird Deluxe's photo
Wed 09/18/19 02:19 PM

This sounds like the lead up for that old joke:

Q: If you were camping with another guy and woke up and found your underwear down around your ankles and your ******** hurting, would you tell anyone?

A: No!!

Q: Wanna go camping?

That's middle school joke material right there.

Yeah you got it , jus having a laugh :grin:

no photo
Wed 09/18/19 02:59 PM
Not probed by aliens :alien: then freebird ., I am a little disappointed !!!
Good to know they have ky jelly in outer space . It was ky jelly . Are you sure ???

Freebird Deluxe's photo
Wed 09/18/19 03:21 PM

Not probed by aliens :alien: then freebird ., I am a little disappointed !!!
Good to know they have ky jelly in outer space . It was ky jelly . Are you sure ???

Might have been plasma!

I was once abducted by aliens ,after a night of heavy drinking I was beamed aboard their ship from the pub car park, they examined me and one of them put a slim pipe down my throat and extracted everything I and drank and eaten , they then sprayed it all over my chest and pants gave me an injection to make me sleep and beamed me back down the the car park ,I remember waking in the morning feeling bad and with a headache, must have been the injection

Unknown 's photo
Wed 09/18/19 03:29 PM


Not probed by aliens :alien: then freebird ., I am a little disappointed !!!
Good to know they have ky jelly in outer space . It was ky jelly . Are you sure ???

Might have been plasma!

I was once abducted by aliens ,after a night of heavy drinking I was beamed aboard their ship from the pub car park, they examined me and one of them put a slim pipe down my throat and extracted everything I and drank and eaten , they then sprayed it all over my chest and pants gave me an injection to make me sleep and beamed me back down the the car park ,I remember waking in the morning feeling bad and with a headache, must have been the injection


laugh
Those damn aliens.

no photo
Wed 09/18/19 03:30 PM
least they could have done was clean and press him when they finished

Unknown 's photo
Wed 09/18/19 03:32 PM

least they could have done was clean and press him when they finished


Yes, that was the least they could've done... And they think they so technologically advanced whoa

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 09/18/19 06:13 PM
Hey, leave us aliens out of this. rant

ImDavid's photo
Wed 09/18/19 09:42 PM
WooHoo!!!

Rock's photo
Thu 09/19/19 12:45 AM
Freebird, you trying to find out
which Mingler to invite over for drinks?




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Thu 09/19/19 12:53 AM
Whatever you men reply do not say you'll keep it quiet.
He'll ask you out for a drink rofl

Unknown 's photo
Thu 09/19/19 12:54 AM

Whatever you men reply do not say you'll keep it quiet.
He'll ask you out for a drink rofl


rofl

Unknown 's photo
Thu 09/19/19 12:55 AM

Hey, leave us aliens out of this. rant


GO BACK TO YOUR PLANET! mad

Dodo_David's photo
Thu 09/19/19 03:31 AM


Hey, leave us aliens out of this. rant


GO BACK TO YOUR PLANET! mad


I can't. It blew up. grumble

Unknown 's photo
Thu 09/19/19 03:57 AM



Hey, leave us aliens out of this. rant


GO BACK TO YOUR PLANET! mad


I can't. It blew up. grumble


Maybe you, as a species, should've ensured proper safeties to your extensive mining operations then, eh?
But we humans have Compassion, even if it doesn't often show. You can stay drinker

Only, don't forget to register with the MIB and leave your intergalactic quarrels off planet, please.

ivegotthegirth's photo
Sat 09/21/19 03:57 PM
Don't worry David you're not the only Melmacian here and some JO's will never understand us!

Runway001's photo
Sat 09/21/19 04:05 PM
Had another Party with the Aliens again last year... One Weird Alien borrowed my Headphones and got wasted on Catnip Weed Smokes. and Zombie Flatliners.. + She borrowed my Glasses :))) These Dudes from the Orion Star System opened up a Portal in my Drinks Cabinet... then they decided to flood my Lounge after they got totally wasted. Shocking explains the Electric Atmosphere....

When they landed outside ...the sky lit up with an Arc Weld .. Blue/ Green Energy Field that nearly burnt out the Local Transformer for our area... The Chopper Pilot nearly sent a Tin of My Drink flying with one of the Hughes 300 Rotor Blades then the Crazy Dude Switched on his Spot Light after touching down.. :)) ...He was too drunk to do any night flying . :))) Typical Chopper Pilots from the Caribbean.. Always smoking Grass .. Crazy.

Right on ... had a Party at Hangar 19 with a Chopper Pilot that flies a Hughes 300 for Syma Aviation in the Caribbean and the Aliens from the Andromeda Galaxy...Electrifying... + one of one of the Alien Pilots.. HOT ....She even telepathically told me her name.... Alexiana ... She coming again tomorrow night with her twin sister..double the fun at Hangar 19

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