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Topic: Things I never thought I'd say
Seamus Joined Mon 07/15/19 Posts: 3365	Thu 12/17/20 04:06 AM Edited by Seamus on Thu 12/17/20 04:11 AM
"Hi, do you want to have s** with me?" No thanks .

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17108	Thu 12/17/20 05:51 AM
'No, I don't want any cheesecake' Should you hear me saying that, please call the guys with the straight jacket

🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40052	Thu 12/17/20 06:59 AM
'No, I don't want any cheesecake' Should you hear me saying that, please call the guys with the straight jacket Lars Good thread Seamus I'll come back later once I think of something

Duttoneer Joined Sun 07/01/12 Posts: 4654	Thu 12/17/20 07:18 AM
"Hi, do you want to have s** with me?" No thanks . Alternatively, you can wait for the $1000 punch line.

Seamus Joined Mon 07/15/19 Posts: 3365	Thu 12/17/20 07:18 AM
'No, I don't want any cheesecake' Should you hear me saying that, please call the guys with the straight jacket Lars Good thread Seamus I'll come back later once I think of something Thanks KitKat, I like to entertain as well as inform .

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17108	Thu 12/17/20 07:47 AM
'No, I don't want any cheesecake' Should you hear me saying that, please call the guys with the straight jacket Lars Good thread Seamus I'll come back later once I think of something Thanks, young lady An obvious choice this was, I reckon

The Wrong Alice Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 1437	Thu 12/17/20 08:19 AM
Stick your money up your ar$e No, I don't want a free iPhone and iPad every 2 years Please, put some clothes on

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21307	Thu 12/17/20 08:29 AM
No thanks. I'm cutting back on the beer.

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Thu 12/17/20 09:53 AM
LOL, too many to list. Banging on the casket lid really makes you rethink your life and the things which really matter. "My bills are all paid" "I owe nobody" "I own everything I have" "I have too much food" "I'm content more than I am not" "Life is good" "I'm not afraid to die but I don't want to" "I like where I live" "I'm not lonely"

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Thu 12/17/20 11:12 AM Edited by Poetrywriter on Thu 12/17/20 11:16 AM
Does this shirt make me look fat? I'd help you but I'm lazy! Of course I cheat at naked twister!

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21249	Thu 12/17/20 11:42 AM
No caffeine for me.

Mike6615 Joined Sun 09/18/16 Posts: 1503	Thu 12/17/20 12:22 PM
(After Christmas): Did you like the fruitcake we brought?

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Thu 12/17/20 04:10 PM
No thanks , I'm teatotal

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3439	Thu 12/17/20 08:17 PM
I’m opening box #4...

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24648	Thu 12/17/20 11:13 PM
The Bank Teller liked my mask.

🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40052	Fri 12/18/20 03:01 AM
the guys are good at this.... but where are there ladies?

cityblues21 Joined Sat 07/05/08 Posts: 20033	Fri 12/18/20 04:11 AM
"More Coffee? No thanks.. "

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21307	Fri 12/18/20 09:14 AM
Use my pick-up to help you move? Sure!!!

DoofusMaximus Joined Sat 04/28/18 Posts: 1861	Thu 12/24/20 02:18 PM
(Accidental view) More cottage cheese. Please!

Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Thu 12/24/20 02:51 PM
No thanks, I've had enough chocolate.