Yeah speaking of wedding dresses guys your new Bride to be would love hearing "Shouldn't you NOT pick white well ya know since you were divorced or been with all those other guys you always want to tell me about." LOL Just Kidding Just Kidding Ladies...... I am just having some fun.

Be sure to call your BFF and give her the rundown on how the date is going, while you're still having dinner. List all the things you really HATE loudly.

@Jimmy - You're doing great...bet you won't be single after this week

awww thanks Tech '

On a serious note though peeps I just want to
say...Thank You ALL for just being your Genuine
selves and just engaging and being chill in the
forums.

I have only been here a little over 2 weeeks now and I was about to just yeet my account after all the sma messages and fake profiles. Thanks to you peeps in the forums I have been able to just hamg out, relax, be myself and ejoy your company after a long hard day at work. No expectations just cool peeps and friendship. Again I just wanted to say Thank YOU.... I know we all have a story yet these past 2 months have been truly tough on me after the end of my break up of my 20 year relationship....yet NO Future in the past right....To Infinity and Beyond :) Woop Woop

awww thanks Tech '

On a serious note though peeps I just want to
say...Thank You ALL for just being your Genuine
selves and just engaging and being chill in the
forums.

I have only been here a little over 2 weeks now and
I was about to just yeet my account after all the
scam messages and fake profiles.

Thanks to you peeps in the forums I have been able
to just hang out, relax, be myself and enjoy your
company after a long hard day at work.

No expectations just cool peeps and friendship.

Again I just wanted to say Thank YOU.... I know we
all have a story yet these past 2 months have been
truly tough on me after the end of my break up of
my 20 year relationship....

Yet NO Future in the past right....To Infinity and
Beyond :) Woop Woop

Sorry for the double post as well...

Once she asks about wedding plans, ask her how much is the dowry I'll be getting.

When you meet...do that thing with your finger (you know the one that you use to get your child to turn around in a circle). Then step towards him, stick your finger in your mouth, get it nice and wet, now use it to clean off his face....all the while saying, "Oh no, you missed a spot here....there, there, mommy will get that all cleaned up."

I have a good one. Merry, say knock knock!

OT: The woman is always right!

When arranging your date … Ask him to dress like James Bond for you … caution him to keep his weapon concealed at all times and recommend he discharge it before the date …

that way you won’t feel like he expects something from you and you can enjoy your free meal and drinks

But wait .. there is more


If he starts talking about his car or anything which bores you … redirect his attention by flashing fuzzy arm pits at him .

Bound to render him speechless . … lmao .

And lastly ..,

Men love structure so during a first date … ask to see his calendar and schedule in as much time with you as possible for the coming months . Don’t worry if he has time already planned with mates ., fishing trips , sporting events etc … this was before you and is now obviously low priority .

Fill your Mingle profile with all the things you hate in a partner. It will keep away the rifraff and attract all the "right" people.






Ha! This reminds me of the movie 27 Dresses, where the girl leaves her planner in the taxi and the guy goes through it and writes his name in for every Saturday night. Love that one!

haven’t seen that movie .. will check it out

Great advice. All I want to read is what pisses someone off. I do get so fed up with having to read the individual profiles, as though the person is a unique individual or something.

When on a date, don't forget that anything you say might displease your partner, so it is better just to sit there and be quiet.

I like to show my financial acumen to a date and find the line "That's a nice dress, I would think it could be had quite cheap at the second-hand shop," is always received with stunned appreciation.

"Knock Knock..."

Never shy away from mentioning your celebrity crush and/ or your first love. Be sure to add that no one comes close to that feeling of butterflies you had for ___________. (Insert in the blank)

Keep your phone in your hand, and check it constantly. Check your incoming call log and mention when the last call came in. Open apps, and wonder out loud if your phone is still working.

The phone is very important, the last thing you want is for your date to think you're a loser with no friends. Talk to as many people as you can while you're out so your date will be impressed by how popular you are.

During the date make an excuse to search your purse and 'accidentally' allow all FOUR condoms to fall on the table.

When the bill for the dinner arrives, pull out your wallet and make sure she sees the condom ring deforming it.

After the date, call her an uber telling her you would offer her a ride but mom always checks the mileage on her car.

Carry a sock in your pocket and when she invites you in for a nightcap, place the sock on her doorknob.

Once the door is closed, lock every lock and study every window and door in view.

When you go to his place, run and check every room, find the bathroom and scream "Wanna Take A BATH?"

When he takes you to his place he tells you to "Stand Here while I check to see if dad needs his diaper changed"
Then he comes back and says, "not yet but it should be soon....wanna help?"

Beforehand tell her to mind the 3rd step because it creaks and we don't wanna wake up my parents.

As soon as you get home with her, turn on the PlayStation and sit down...pat the seat beside you invitingly.

Immediately go to his bedroom and place your birth control pills on his night stand.

At her place, check the washing machine floor to see if it shows a constant 'out of balance' condition.

Always keep at least 1/2 a box of condoms beside your bed in case he comes home with you.

Have pictures of your EX in frames in the living room and pictures of your kids in the bedroom. In fact, cover all your walls with family pictures.

Have a double fold out picture gallery in your wallet and show her all your history when she asks you to tell her a bit about you...starting with your most recent EX.

I love these. Success is just around the corner

Ask how many bedrooms he has, and say, "Hmmm, I don't think my mom and kids will feel comfortable here. We either need to buy a bigger house, or I know a good contractor who can help renovate." Because which man won't fall in love with you instantly when he sees how well you take care of your family.

You're absolutely right Fairy. When I'm at her place and see a picture of her mom or sister I always tell her how hot I think they are. It's important to show interest and get in good with the family.