It has for me, because I was nice anyway. I go by the saying "You get back what you give out". Of course I can't please EVERYONE. I don't intend to. I just let people make their own judgements about me. What others think of me, isn't my problem.

We'll excuse you.

. You couldn't have said it better.

I'd trust them with my dog. Not.

In other words it was Fifty Shades Of S***?

Living in a box-Room in your heart.

What? I was expecting a more exciting ending to the date than THAT. Should've told her you wanted to make love. It may have cured the boredom. I'm kidding. I don't do myself any favours, coming out with that kind of lewd joking.




Damn.




This is like a pick 'n' mix. Which one shall I choose to be?

I don't know what girls want from boys, because I'm a woman.

A man who is good with his tongue. In more ways than one. .

I'll try to separate myself from myself.

You should be a President, with quotes like that.

I usually just sing my frustration out, when I sing on the karaoke. . Singing is much more productive than punching someone. I always wonder if things will change for dating sites? Is there a better way around this? People seem stuck.

AAAAAAAAARGH!

Gordon Ramsay. As entertaining as he is, he's such an arsehole. There's no need to be so aggressive to people. I.......er..........think he needs help.


The Kardashians. No need for any explanation.


Nicole Scherzinger, because she poses too much and I think they could have had someone better to judge on 'X Factor'.


Cheryl Cole, her songs are rubbish. And all she ever does is talk about her current boyfriend.


Simon Flippin Cowell. I wish he'd fade into the distance. Yes I get that it's nice that he's now a dad, but please stop being in every newspaper, every other day.


Spice Girls. I actually used to like them, as a teenager, but sadly, I think they've outgrown their fame. I couldn't be arsed when they reunited. They had left it too long for me to still keep an interest in them.


Britney Spears. I like her as a person, but feel her songs have turned into not very much at all. I liked her first three albums.


Iggy Azalea. I don't care if she's fancy, pretty, whatever else. There's nothing to her. What has she got that's different to others? Being blonde doesn't always make the cut.


Gary Barlow. I feel like he has to be on every single TV show in Britain. Ooh, look, he's playing guitar. It's the fantabulous Gary Barlow, everybody. Everyone bow down to Gary and lick his boots. If we're not careful, he'll become a member of parliament next. Don't put it past him. .


All of the cast of 'The Only Way Is Essex'. Who are these aliens? What are THEY famous for? Oh that's right, for being on TV. Can't stand 'Made In Chelsea' either. *In a posh London accent * Soooooo, I was in the coffee shop with Cheska, and she told Andrews uncle's wife's daughter ................a load of crap I'd rather not listen to.


Next.

Try not to date any narcissists. It can tire you out. I should know. I've lived with one. . It's not really a laughing matter. In fact, I feel a large amount of empathy for anyone who's ever dated one.

I think not telling someone why, hurts much more than telling them why. I'd want to know the reason. A man or woman, who just never comes back, without explaining why, is dodgy. And if they see each other, in the street one day, I'm sure the one who left, will try to make up some sort of excuse, as long as it sounds decent. "Can we be friends? After what YOU did to me? No. We definitely can't. Goodbye". That's all I'd say to him and I'd walk off holding my head up high. After all, he chose to leave.

I have no kids, so the next best thing, would be my sisters. Saying that, I doubt I'll be marrying anyone. Dating is enough for me.

I could form my own government. If I had my own, I'd not be doing nonsense things, like spending millions on new job buildings that might never even have anyone working in them. How silly to build all of these new places, just because these governments EXPECT the public to be interested. Well, I'm afraid buying into the future just like that, on a whim, isn't exactly wise. Just like their new tactic of forcing mentally ill people, into rented accommodation. Oh and I'd own a helpline for suicidal people. One that actually helps them, instead of the usual silly advice, when they tell you to go watch TV.

Absolutely nothing. I thrive socially. Money will always be at the very bottom of my list. It's only important to me, when it involves bills, rent, food. Don't get me wrong, I buy myself the odd treat, every now and then, but friends and family are what keep me going.