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Mon 01/04/10 04:06 PM



Maybe I should just start posting statements in the form of 'I don't want to' something or another.

I don't want to touch the green squishy thing...

Leave KERMIT alone!!!!shocked

Oh now you had to go give me an idea how to pass my time, didn't ya? slaphead

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Mon 01/04/10 03:56 PM

The sex Ed class,

It showed us what NOT to do, but it sure didn't teach me how to do it well!
Had to learn that on my own.happy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Alrpsgfcrs&feature=related

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Mon 01/04/10 03:41 PM

OK here is another version: A guy riding his bike with his dog, he looks over and sees a pretty lady and guess what happens....the guy hits the curb and flips his bike, lands in a pond, lost one shoe,warps the rim on his bike, and his dog runs off.My question is do pretty girls make men foolish or are men just born that way.I think we are born that way myself.What do you think?

I'll never understand how some guys own a penis but don't get better glasses for it.

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Mon 01/04/10 09:46 AM



So yea, that's the story.

Also, I forgot to mention this. I wasn't allowed to swing by my friends house on the way to the airport meaning I couldn’t get any of my stuff. I had one pair of clothes, my MP3 player, my phone, wallet, bag and passport on me. I have a wardrobe of clothes; an EeePC; a PSP; some figurines; 3 decks of expensive playing cards; portable hard drive full of music, porn and movies, cut throat razor, expensive badgers hair brush and so much more just sitting in China. I haven't been able to contact my friend for 3 weeks to get it all back (even when I'm paying for the shipping). I spent 2 and a half years in that country and I didn't have a shirt or pair of pants to my name when I came back home.


Well geez...no porn, a hairbrush or expensive playing cards. Where are their priorities. Sometimes, it's best to let go of some things. Just watch your back next time.

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Mon 01/04/10 09:35 AM
For free? I don't think so. frustrated

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Mon 01/04/10 09:17 AM


I admit that if I get a reply, even one saying thanks, but no thanks, I assume she's interested on some level because about 3 out of 100 reply.



A polite response does not mean someone is interested in you in more than the response they gave you. That makes you sound desperate, pathetic and creepy or don't know how to interact socially on a basic level. If someone says "no thanks", that means "no thanks". Now you know why it's only 3/100 response.

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Mon 01/04/10 09:08 AM
I could tell you what dogs I've had and my experiences, but it doesn't mean you will have the same.

Rescue a mutt. Go to the shelter with an open mind. It's good to get basic info on different breeds, but some dogs didn't read the rule book on their behavior and don't always behave in appropriate protocol. laugh

I do suggest deciding if you want a male or female set in mind. Since I've had male dogs that will mark their territory, I only get female dogs now.

Whatever you do, good luck in your decision and definitely keep us posted. flowerforyou

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Mon 01/04/10 09:00 AM
Only time I write first emails is to people in the forums if I found their posts interesting or funny. On the reverse, I get emails from people on the forum and their dislike for what I've posted. I rip them a new one and then block them. You know who you are. laugh

A lot of the initial emails that I do get, 99% make me think they've never had a conversation with a real life person before or they are uneducated and sending out mass emails to see what sticks. I loath text speak, so I don't return those emails. A good 75% of my emails are in text speak. So read/delete.

If the email is coherent, I will return the email if just to say thanks for writing and good luck to you in your search. There are a few that try to use my response as meaning I want to carry on a conversation with them. They thank me for thanking them. What part of 'good luck in your search" means I want to continue further? spock

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Mon 01/04/10 08:21 AM
I agree. I didn't read the book, I heard it was better.

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Mon 01/04/10 08:16 AM
Yes I have and still do. Mines mostly repulsive though.


Manfred Mann- Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche...

Bee Gees - More than a woman...Bald headed woman

Bee Gees -Staying Alive - Well you can tell by the way I use my c0ck, I'm a womans man...

Destinys Child- Independent Woman chorus

The shoes on my feet - I farted
The clothes I'm wearing - I farted
The rock I'm rockin' - I farted
'Cause I depend on me

John Denver- West Virgina..."Take me ho, mount ya mama"

Elton John- Tiny Dancer ... Hold me close sir, take my pants down.


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Mon 01/04/10 08:04 AM

whats a leopard?

A cougar with age spots. rofl

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Mon 01/04/10 07:59 AM
I've never been cheated on, nor have I ever cheated, so I can't relate. I will tell you this though. From seeing how many people are so bitter about their cheating exes (understandably), I suggest you don't let it fester. And don't blame your future relationships for what that person did to you. Good luck to you.

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Mon 01/04/10 07:48 AM



you lost me after the first question what
my point!


I don't think your first post was very clear. Not quite sure what you're actually asking.

What she said...what

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Mon 01/04/10 07:41 AM
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Mon 01/04/10 07:34 AM

an email I got today:

My Dear Beloved,

Happy New year !!!!

It is with tears and pains that I am writing this letter from my sick bed in a hospital here in Madrid, Spain. I believe you have never met such a condition before. I am Madam Ayesha Paul Howell, widow to late Paul Howell a British, a farmer and business man and former legislator in the European parliament. At the present, I am suffering from a long time protracted cancer. And from all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage, but I don't want you to pity me, but I only need your trust. My late husband died last year September in a Plane Crash near Beira, Mozambique which since then made me feel more sick and quicken my cancer spread


....Before my late husband died, he deposited the sum of US $14,560,000.00 (Fourteen Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars only) in a private security company/Bank here in Madrid, Spain some years ago and right now that is all I have left, after my late husband's business associates took everything that belongs to my dear husband. I need y our help to receive this fund from the Security company which I will furnish you with all legal papers and distribute it to my son, yourself and charity homes and religion organization, so that when I finally die, my soul will l rest in peace. The funds will be entirely in your hands and care, as you utilize it very well. I hope God gives you the wisdom to touch very many lives that is in need, because that is my main concern. Please note that 40% of this fund will be for me my son when he grows up whom you will help train up and 30% will be for you completely for your time and effort and the rest for charity works which will be under and care supervision.

Please finally endeavour to keep all I reveal to you very confidential, God bless you and try and response by calling me immediately you receive this letter because I need to talk with you and get to know you better before I die in a 2 months from now like the doctors said.

Kindest regards,

Mrs. Ayesha Paul Howell.


indifferent

That's the final season of Lost that got leaked on the internet. laugh

It's a shame some fool fall s for this crap. I don't get these types of emails anymore and feel I am missing out.

It's always hilarious to me all the grammar and spelling errors but yet they know how to spell the dollar amount it would take to save them. Annnnnnnd this one knows exactly when they will meet their horrible fate. Plus she has the same middle name as her husband's first name. What a coinkidinky. I'd ask her for a date if I were you...then you could have the money when she passes on. sad

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Sun 01/03/10 12:00 PM

If I just had the news from my Doc,,that I had one more year to live.

and all I wanted to do with my last time was to share it with YOU..


What would YOU say?


shocked scared surprised scared


I don't know YOU. Good luck with that.

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Sun 01/03/10 11:57 AM

Do you ever think that the reason you're single is because something is wrong with you?


I take full responsibility for me. I know exactly what is wrong with me. Too bad others can't look at themselves from the outside. Not a lot of people take the blame for themselves. It's always someone else's fault.

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Sun 01/03/10 11:51 AM




Latest CD, "Crayons" (Released May 2008)



Holy photoshop Batman!!!!