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free to good home. Me!!!
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That's a difficult call...how would you feel about wearing a trenchcoat with nothing underneath? Then again, the flasher routine is getting kinda old. I'd go for the foot. Hands don't stick too well to spikes. Not for long anyway.  what if i make a trench coat outa my neibours skin, and sow on some feet Oooooh...you're SO crafty!!! Be sure to use fishing line for sewing and super glue to make the seams stronger. Trust me, you do NOT want to skimp on the super glue. Without it...one wash and "poof"...all that work for nothing. |
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free to good home. Me!!!
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Well yeah...screaming is annoying. But I don't like the silent ejaculators...you know the ones that all of a sudden pull out and you're like "Huh?". Moaning is definitely a must.
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free to good home. Me!!!
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if you pay your own shipping i will take you in you will have to clean my house, take out the rubbish, cook, work for me as a building site labourer, and drive me to my SRM night once a week (Sycopath Rehabilitation Meeting) in return i will give you 1 day "free time" on every 32 day month and you will be payed 1 potato a day interested? OMG...I go to SRM's as well! Only I go twice a week...they got great brownies there! And we can sign up for classes, too. Last month I took "Axe Sharpening 101" and "556 Ways to Kill a Man with a Pencil Eraser". Awesome!  its show and tell week this week i cant decide wether to take a hand on a spike or a foot... on a spike what do you think? That's a difficult call...how would you feel about wearing a trenchcoat with nothing underneath? Then again, the flasher routine is getting kinda old. I'd go for the foot. Hands don't stick too well to spikes. Not for long anyway.
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RATE ME,WHY DONT YOU?!:)
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I'm sure you're a nice guy. But unfortunately you bear a little bit of a resemblance to a fling I had about a year and a half ago...Marty, the Canadian hockey coach. What a social retard.
So basically what I'm saying is, nothing against you or anything, but because of the way you look, I'm unable to rate your profile at this time. It wouldn't be fair to you. 
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free to good home. Me!!!
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if you pay your own shipping i will take you in you will have to clean my house, take out the rubbish, cook, work for me as a building site labourer, and drive me to my SRM night once a week (Sycopath Rehabilitation Meeting) in return i will give you 1 day "free time" on every 32 day month and you will be payed 1 potato a day interested? OMG...I go to SRM's as well! Only I go twice a week...they got great brownies there! And we can sign up for classes, too. Last month I took "Axe Sharpening 101" and "556 Ways to Kill a Man with a Pencil Eraser". Awesome!
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free to good home. Me!!!
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House trained, huh? Yeah, that's a bonus...but can you take out the garbage, fix a leaky toilet, make breakfast without burning the toast? That's too bad...I like men that moan...mmmmmm yeah. 
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free to good home. Me!!!
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House trained, huh? Yeah, that's a bonus...but can you take out the garbage, fix a leaky toilet, make breakfast without burning the toast?
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Pregnant again !!!!!
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And to think that there are perfectly wonderful women out there who aren't able to have children.....
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Why Do All Ostriches.....
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I dunno but I once had a blanket made out of Ostrich feathers...I think it came a really fat Ostrich...that smoked. Those are the best kind -- the nicotene works as a sort of natural adhesive, holding the feathers together for years and years until PETA shows up and burns down your house. Funny how neither has a sense of humor. "No time for joking around, we have to push this whale back into the ocean so he can bump some dolphins into a tuna net." I only eat dolphin-free tuna. |
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How about getting cow poop out of a coin? And how did it get in there? Which brings us to the question: What was there first? The poop or the coin? |
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I'm sure you have one of each in your closet, Dan. I wondered what all that noise was and where all my bananas were oging. Sheesh...another mystery solved. I'm a regular Miss Marple!!! 
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Is it warm or hard? Warm and hard hehehe |
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I'm sure you have one of each in your closet, Dan.
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...pick a coin out of a splat of cow poop?
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Why Do All Ostriches.....
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I don't know...but I found a nickel in a splat of cow poop once.... One might be forgiven for asking why you were looking in there....?? Because it was shiny and I like shiny things? OK, but it would take more than a nickel to get me to go in there.... Hmmm...that gives me an idea... |
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Why Do All Ostriches.....
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I don't know...but I found a nickel in a splat of cow poop once.... One might be forgiven for asking why you were looking in there....?? Because it was shiny and I like shiny things? |
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Are freckles cool?
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My BFF has tons of freckles...he gets all proud when he manages to get a tan after slathering on SPF 95. lol...I always tease him that it's really not a tan at all but rather the freckles getting bigger and eventually linking up.
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Why Do All Ostriches.....
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All smokers smell like trout?  If they have trout in their pouch, sure. You think it just starts smelling like roses for no reason? There are trout in the ocean? Mmmmm, boy, the rich buttery flavor of Ocean Trout. Well, some of them get lost on the way to wherever it is that the trout go, ya know. Is that any more amazing than finding roses in a pelican's pouch? Think about it. I don't know...but I found a nickel in a splat of cow poop once.... |
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Why Do All Ostriches.....
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All smokers smell like trout? If they have trout in their pouch, sure. You think it just starts smelling like roses for no reason? There are trout in the ocean? |
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Red Friday
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I'd love to but I have to wear black bottoms and white tops for work.
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