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Why Do All Ostriches.....
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Oh, look, here's Bernie the Ostrich and he's amazing. Bernie weighs in at 3885 pounds and cannot fly, unlike most birds who don't weigh quite that much Oh, I see how it is. It's all because he's FAT!!! Yeah, go ahead and make fun of fat birds....that's just SO typical of men. Men are pigs. Hey, ALL birds are entitled to their own preferences. Would YOU want to date a bird with a bent beak or some missing feathers? Aside from the health concerns, anyway. I once dated a pelican who smoked, and while it did add some nice flavor to the trout in the pouch, it really messed up her lungs. Well gee...let's see about the missing feathers. Are we talking male pattern feather loss, stress-related molting...what? |
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Are freckles cool?
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Depends on the person who is the bearer of said freckles.
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Lesbians on here?
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There ya go...Dubby can hook ya up.
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Why Do All Ostriches.....
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Oh, look, here's Bernie the Ostrich and he's amazing. Bernie weighs in at 3885 pounds and cannot fly, unlike most birds who don't weigh quite that much Oh, I see how it is. It's all because he's FAT!!! Yeah, go ahead and make fun of fat birds....that's just SO typical of men. Men are pigs. |
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Lesbians on here?
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Uhm...yeah...I really don't know. Sorry.
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Give me your opinion
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Wanna take a ...
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Give me your opinion
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ooooooooooo  Stop it...I saw him first!!! 
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WHY do ALL Women ????
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can't i buy anything for a £ here then? Phil will do ANYTHING for that kinda money. Not only will he rub his nipples, pinch and lick them, we will do so while wearing a purple thong with pink rhinestones. |
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WHY do ALL Women ????
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pfffffffft u aint seen mine!!!! I'll give you a dollar if you show me. i`ll show you mine for 25 cents. i`m desperate for money right now...lol I'll give you a dime if you show them to me and rub your nipples. |
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RAWR!!!
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can i not care? YES YOU CAN!!! 
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RAWR!!!
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He is only human also! Explain that to the people that treat him like he's the second coming of Christ. |
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Give me your opinion
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Let me know what you think.. Ooooooeeeeee 
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RAWR!!!
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Well after Bush's mess..its going to take time!! Bush put us in a HUGE hole that he has to get us out of! He ain't getting us out of nothing...he's just putting us in deeper. |
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WHY do ALL Women ????
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pfffffffft u aint seen mine!!!! And I probably never will because they're off limits to the likes of me. 
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RAWR!!!
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He's about as black as Tiger Woods is Korean.
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WHY do ALL Women ????
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Mine are getting solid
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I don't fancy.......
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...men i've discovered recently - this does not mean i do fancy women tho!  Maybe you just haven't been meeting fancy enough men? AHA...excellent thinking!!! |
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I don't fancy.......
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...men i've discovered recently - this does not mean i do fancy women tho! So it's like when women say "OMG I hate men!!!". kinda - without the giving in bit! What do you mean "giving in"? I can carry a grudge for years! lol |
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I don't fancy.......
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...men i've discovered recently - this does not mean i do fancy women tho! So it's like when women say "OMG I hate men!!!". |
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