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Topic: Money from Heaven!!!
fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 03/19/09 03:30 PM
My prayers have finally been answered!!! Dear Friend, I am Rev.David Johnson from Canada, I have been an international contractor that collects contract from Big Companies and countries, I got involved in one contract in Nigeria which my payment was refused, I was down and almost lose hope. After 2 years of this contract I later talked to God to assist me in getting this money. I made a vow to benefit someone with the sum of $900,000.00 draft payment if my payment could be approved and to my surprise I was called upon by the Nigeria Government sometimes last month that my contract file have been looked into and it is ready for payment. I never believed it until I was advised by my Pastor and later moved down to Nigeria and to my unbelievable surprise I was paid this money. Due to my pledge to God I have agreed to show the person that i will be sending the $900,000.00 through ballot system on the internet which happened to be your email so you are lucky. What you have to do now is to get in touch with my secretary Mr.RobertDennis and instruct him on how to send your $900,000.00 Bank draft to you. Since receiving this letter, I too talked to God and was advised by my priest. He recommended that - since it IS money from Heaven - I give half of it to the church and devide the other half among people in need. Therefore, all handsome men that contact me within 3 days, wine me, dine me, and actually put out afterwards will be sent on a free, all expenses paid vacation to sunny Nigeria. Oomfufu N'Gobo, the chief of the village where they will be vacationing is awaiting their arrival with bated breath. He is already preparing for a feast where they will be the main cour...uh...guests of honor.

grneyedldy1967 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2854	Thu 03/19/09 03:31 PM
LOL too funny! Can I send my ex your way?

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Thu 03/19/09 03:33 PM
Yes, if I'd have went after all the money I inherited from my Nigerian lost relatives, I would be a multi-millionaire already.

Jungian101 Joined Fri 02/27/09 Posts: 517	Thu 03/19/09 03:33 PM
me likes, me love you long time. What a pile of crap. I can't beleive they are still running this scam I guess it's just like P.T. Barnum said "There is a sucker born every minute"

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 03/19/09 03:35 PM
LOL too funny! Can I send my ex your way? Is he handsome?

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Thu 03/19/09 03:37 PM
thats how I met my soon to be wife, WHAT a coincedence!!!

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 03/19/09 03:39 PM
thats how I met my soon to be wife, WHAT a coincedence!!! You stole the Reverend's wife???

mssilverfox Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 10529	Thu 03/19/09 03:41 PM
I've received one similar to this and also won a Austrialian lottery all this week... Whoooooooo hooooo... money for everyone!!

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Thu 03/19/09 03:42 PM
thats how I met my soon to be wife, WHAT a coincedence!!! You stole the Reverend's wife??? I think she stole his money ( she is from Russia!!!)

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Thu 03/19/09 03:42 PM Edited by Monier on Thu 03/19/09 03:43 PM
I guess I need to start praying more to the guy upstairs as well. I work for a contractor and spend most of my day trying to figure out how to keep the company going because more than half of the people that owe us money won't pay or delay the payments more than a month late. I could live with it if they gave some sort of real reason for not paying. It's rough living honest and taking responsibity for your actions while the people you deal with absolutely refuse to.

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Thu 03/19/09 03:43 PM
Such a nice fellow!!!

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 03/19/09 03:44 PM
thats how I met my soon to be wife, WHAT a coincedence!!! You stole the Reverend's wife??? I think she stole his money ( she is from Russia!!!) This is where the story is starting to get complicated.

grneyedldy1967 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2854	Thu 03/19/09 03:44 PM
LOL too funny! Can I send my ex your way? Is he handsome? He is but he's a lying cheat.. might be pretty tasty to them though is what I was thinking..

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 03/19/09 03:46 PM
LOL too funny! Can I send my ex your way? Is he handsome? He is but he's a lying cheat.. might be pretty tasty to them though is what I was thinking.. Well send him my way then...hehehehe.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Thu 03/19/09 03:46 PM
Dang, Judith. You always get all the cool emails.

irad8you Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 8261	Thu 03/19/09 03:46 PM
Is the airline "me love you long time?" lol

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Thu 03/19/09 03:47 PM
thats how I met my soon to be wife, WHAT a coincedence!!! You stole the Reverend's wife??? I think she stole his money ( she is from Russia!!!) This is where the story is starting to get complicated. Ya mean I m not gonna be rich?

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 03/19/09 03:47 PM
My prayers have finally been answered!!! Dear Friend, I am Rev.David Johnson from Canada, I have been an international contractor that collects contract from Big Companies and countries, I got involved in one contract in Nigeria which my payment was refused, I was down and almost lose hope. After 2 years of this contract I later talked to God to assist me in getting this money. I made a vow to benefit someone with the sum of $900,000.00 draft payment if my payment could be approved and to my surprise I was called upon by the Nigeria Government sometimes last month that my contract file have been looked into and it is ready for payment. I never believed it until I was advised by my Pastor and later moved down to Nigeria and to my unbelievable surprise I was paid this money. Due to my pledge to God I have agreed to show the person that i will be sending the $900,000.00 through ballot system on the internet which happened to be your email so you are lucky. What you have to do now is to get in touch with my secretary Mr.RobertDennis and instruct him on how to send your $900,000.00 Bank draft to you. Since receiving this letter, I too talked to God and was advised by my priest. He recommended that - since it IS money from Heaven - I give half of it to the church and devide the other half among people in need. Therefore, all handsome men that contact me within 3 days, wine me, dine me, and actually put out afterwards will be sent on a free, all expenses paid vacation to sunny Nigeria. Oomfufu N'Gobo, the chief of the village where they will be vacationing is awaiting their arrival with bated breath. He is already preparing for a feast where they will be the main cour...uh...guests of honor. I hope they give me some munnie too

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21439	Thu 03/19/09 03:48 PM
I just got basically the same letter from publishers clearing house. When I get my money I'll charter a jet and we can both fly to nigeria and pick up your money.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 03/19/09 03:50 PM
Dang, Judith. You always get all the cool emails. i NEVER get emails like this!