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Topic: Looking for a Transexual lover
Dan99
Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941 |
Is there anyone out there for me?
If there are no Transexuals here i would be willing to consider really ugly women with deep voices. |
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Dan99
Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941 |
Or if there are any attractive women that will wear a boiler suit and let me call them Bob?
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Dan99
Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941 |
Any African women with plates in their lips?
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Dan99
Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941 |
Burns Victims?
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motowndowntown
Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 18648 |
I always thought you to be a man of very discriminating tastes in birds. Now I know it.
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Dan99
Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941 |
QUOTE: I always thought you to be a man of very discriminating tastes in birds. Now I know it. All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask? |
nwlondondave
Joined Sun 08/14/11 Posts: 6 |
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motowndowntown
Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 18648 |
I think all you need to do is start a "hey hook me up" post in the newbs section.
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Dan99
Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941 |
QUOTE: I think all you need to do is start a "hey hook me up" post in the newbs section. I don't think that tactic would work too well, i might get beautiful busty blondes trying to hook up with me. That would just be a waste of my time. I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic crippled midget if thats all that is available. |
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motowndowntown
Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 18648 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I think all you need to do is start a "hey hook me up" post in the newbs section. I don't think that tactic would work too well, i might get beautiful busty blondes trying to hook up with me. That would just be a waste of my time. I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic crippled midget if thats all that is available. I did know a 199lb hermaphrodite transsexual but she/he wasn't a midget and I think she/he moved to Edinburgh to finish writing a cookbook on the variations of haggis. |
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Dan99
Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I think all you need to do is start a "hey hook me up" post in the newbs section. I don't think that tactic would work too well, i might get beautiful busty blondes trying to hook up with me. That would just be a waste of my time. I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic crippled midget if thats all that is available. I did know a 199lb hermaphrodite transsexual but she/he wasn't a midget and I think she/he moved to Edinburgh to finish writing a cookbook on the variations of haggis. I'm not hooking up with my mother-in-law! |
soufiehere
Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 44542 |
Finally.
Something about you we can really SELL. |
Rainy5
Joined Thu 01/21/10 Posts: 17 |
funny...
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LexFonteyne
Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32257 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I always thought you to be a man of very discriminating tastes in birds. Now I know it. All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask? There are more of those out there than there are women without kids.... 
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Dan99
Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I always thought you to be a man of very discriminating tastes in birds. Now I know it. All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask? There are more of those out there than there are women without kids.... I forgot to add that it would be preferable if they had four or more children, all from different murderous psychotic gangster fathers. |
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Dan99
Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941 |
All i want is a woman with chronic acne and a club foot who has a beard and no teeth.
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LexFonteyne
Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32257 |
QUOTE: All i want is a woman with chronic acne and a club foot who has a beard and no teeth. There are at least a dozen of them in the trailer park down the street. |
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Dan99
Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: All i want is a woman with chronic acne and a club foot who has a beard and no teeth. There are at least a dozen of them in the trailer park down the street. Trailer park?! I dont want a rich one! I want one that lives in a cave and eats shrubs. |
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Dan99
Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941 |
C'mon ladies! I just want a flat chested Thalidamide Bulgarian shot putter who's into beastiality and self-harming.
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Jeanniebean
Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40032 |
I'll hook you up with my sister.
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