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Topic: Men beware!
red6mist Joined Sat 08/31/13 Posts: 948	Sun 04/13/14 03:55 PM
Women only join dating sites to give their self esteem a boost. They get off on the attention.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sun 04/13/14 03:57 PM
thank goodness men dont do that. phew!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45337	Sun 04/13/14 03:59 PM
thank goodness men dont do that. phew!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sun 04/13/14 04:10 PM
Women only join dating sites to give their self esteem a boost. They get off on the attention. You might as well enter a Monastery!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/13/14 04:16 PM
.. yup pulling up my lawn chair.. no popcorn maybe some licorice..hmm.. a Dr Pepper. of course.. ..oook.. continue I'm all comfy cozy now.. and go..

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 04/13/14 04:22 PM
Women only join dating sites to give their self esteem a boost. They get off on the attention. You might as well enter a Monastery!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24655	Sun 04/13/14 04:23 PM
Celibacy will showem!!!!!

new2area2012 Joined Sat 04/20/13 Posts: 40	Sun 04/13/14 04:23 PM
.... and men don't??

shutterbug Joined Sat 06/16/07 Posts: 34376	Sun 04/13/14 04:28 PM
.. yup pulling up my lawn chair.. no popcorn maybe some licorice..hmm.. a Dr Pepper. of course.. ..oook.. continue I'm all comfy cozy now.. and go.. Red or black?

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Sun 04/13/14 04:31 PM
thank goodness men dont do that. phew!

kellyboo1 Joined Thu 02/07/13 Posts: 91	Sun 04/13/14 04:33 PM
Women only join dating sites to give their self esteem a boost. They get off on the attention. Well I guess you have me figured out then! I just LOVE getting constant messages from foreign men wanting to do "sexy chat" or being harassed to go on Skype... I know that really boost my self esteem and it doesn't ever get on my last GD nerve! I don't know if I will ever be able to control myself again or fit my head through the door. .... that's me rolling my eyes

red6mist Joined Sat 08/31/13 Posts: 948	Sun 04/13/14 04:34 PM
I know what'd happen if I did make a vow to celibacy... I'd probably get loads of offers. What a joke.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 04/13/14 04:36 PM
Celibacy will showem!!!!! Celibacy Test... Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis. In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate. Ting-a-ling "Oh, Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your lack of control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness." The candidate leaves. The dancer continues, dancing around the second candidate, slowly peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops,,,, Ting-a-ling "Joseph, Joseph, "sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness" The dancer continues, dancing naked in front of the final candidate. Nothing. She writhes up and down against his body. No response. Finally, exhausted, she quits. "Michael, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a priest. Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the showers." Ting-a-ling

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sun 04/13/14 04:38 PM
Women only join dating sites to give their self esteem a boost. They get off on the attention. OMG....what will we think of next???? Maybe posting threads for more attention like Misty??? Perish the thought!!!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/13/14 04:38 PM
.. yup pulling up my lawn chair.. no popcorn maybe some licorice..hmm.. a Dr Pepper. of course.. ..oook.. continue I'm all comfy cozy now.. and go.. Red or black? .. . red I can't stand black.. long story kind of.. .. okay I have a minute I'll tell you.. when my little sister my youngest sister.. and I were both small.. we formed a little club between us.. we would contribute part of our allowance into the club.. well one day unbeknownst to me.. she took the clubs money and went to the corner store... came back with a whole bag of nothing but black licorice.. black licorice babies.. those black licorice pipes..... regular black licorice.. it would appear any type of black licorice they had at that store.. she bought with our money..soooo.. from that day forward I gave up on black licorice..hmm... I also don't like mushrooms.. will save that one for a different topic..lol... cherry flavor Dr Pepper. just in case you're ahead of the game..

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sun 04/13/14 04:45 PM
Women only join dating sites to give their self esteem a boost. They get off on the attention. OMG....what will we think of next???? Maybe posting threads for more attention like Misty??? Perish the thought!!! You hit the nail on the head Missy

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24655	Sun 04/13/14 04:47 PM
Celibacy will showem!!!!! Celibacy Test... Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis. In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate. Ting-a-ling "Oh, Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your lack of control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness." The candidate leaves. The dancer continues, dancing around the second candidate, slowly peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops,,,, Ting-a-ling "Joseph, Joseph, "sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness" The dancer continues, dancing naked in front of the final candidate. Nothing. She writhes up and down against his body. No response. Finally, exhausted, she quits. "Michael, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a priest. Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the showers." Ting-a-ling Hehehehe.......a whole knew meaning "Church Bells".

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76375	Sun 04/13/14 05:05 PM
Women only join dating sites to give their self esteem a boost. They get off on the attention. Hahahahah and said by a guy that creates more attention for himself then I have ever seen....

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Sun 04/13/14 05:10 PM Edited by regularfeller on Sun 04/13/14 05:11 PM
I'll say this for good ol Mist, he sure can get a room of people all jazzed up. Pull those strings, puppet master!

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Sun 04/13/14 05:15 PM
I know what'd happen if I did make a vow to celibacy... I'd probably get loads of offers. What a joke. Why don't you try that and let us know how it worked out.