Not me. I don't know how men walk around with penis' controlling them all day.

Hahahahaha...any woman having to pay for sex really should get her vagina taken away from her. And any man wanting to be a woman, should really get his balls to drop or just commit a crime (oh the prostitution gig) and bend over for his new cell mate Bubba.

I could see it now...women watching porn and hiding all the porno mags and then tell men "Honey, don't you think his implant looks real?" and "Why can't you have balls like Lex Steele??" Two guys, one cup will be the rage.

So I say guys, be careful what you ask for...you couldn't handle yourselves at 5 days a month of bleeding and b!tching. You'd all go emo and slit your wrists.

You should of said "for free?"

Not a he, more like a what...It's an old joke...like to hear it, here it goes...

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your azz."

Oh dayum...you are good. I thought the OP mean "cliche". But I think, by golly, Watson, you have solved the puzzle. Now go take some cash out of the petty cash tin and buy yourself something pretty.

Ed Zachary.

Well it's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?

Okay then...how about instead of dad, I say your son. I'm sure you don't consider your son a jerk. If you do, then I'm running out of options and the OP might be right about all guys.

First thing you need to do is not blame ALL men for something that ONE man did. It will benefit you in your future relationships. I'm sure you don't consider your dad a jerk and he's a guy. Anyway, don't repeat any bad situations and you will learn from them. Good luck.

With a name like "masterovluv", guess you were a bit premature? You should of added XXX or 69 to your name, the ladies dig that.

Oh and who the hell moves TO Missouri???

good luck

good luck

I've approached guys in real life. When I give them a price, they get all upset and walk away.

Awe shucks. It's my new avatar pic, isn't it??? You wanna touch it don't you.

I feel the same way about children.

I'd need an example of exactly what the OP is referring to.


I don't find that particular show hilarious but I do know when I see a someone doing something stupid and they break their azz from doing said stupid thing on their own free will, I will laugh. Of course, when a guy gets hit in the balls, it's also guaranteed laughs.

Also if I see a woman walking down the street in 5 inch heels and its snowing with ice on the ground., but she decided it was best in a snow storm to look cute rather than practical...and then she falls, I am the first person to burst out laughing and yeah I think she deserves it.

But don't get me wrong, if I slip and fall, I am the first person to laugh at myself. I was walking across 57th and 5th one day and I fell. My skirt went up for all the world to see. I could not stop laughing. I figure I gave the tourists a show.

Well be thankful for that. At least this wasn't on heavy rotation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U

Oh puleeze, you don't know shallow. I only use men for their c0cks and wallets. Both, the bigger the better I say!

That can't be it. I think its the lack of dog whistles.

Yeah all those dark haired babies are all Benjamin Button and $h!t.