only if your 80(maybe). HA

What person does not like nookie? Thats why Ive always dated older women. Ready to go all the time, anytime. Maybe too much. LOL

Where I live its all about the custard and there are only 2 flavors chocolate and vanilla and they are both awsome.

If you never had fresh real custard ice cream then wow are you missing out on life.

Keep the money, of course. i find money all the time. 5's, 20's. I put it in my cookie jar. Its free money.

@Jades

Yes, gui-do is a bad to word to some Italians but not to me,,but if I did say day_go in our house even as an adult around family I would get hollared at by the old timers. Thats about as bad to an Italian as saying the N word in my family.

Dont use words like that and you'll be ok.

I will add that I was in a store 2 days ago and the guy in front of me dropped his money clip. There was a nice 100 showing, but I told the guy about it. I could have snatched it up easy but I flt like being a nice guy. What moron carries 100's around? I never carry more then 10$ on my at any given time. Before I go shopping I go to the bank and take out money. The only time I have more than 10$ on my is when I know Im gonna spend it...ex: at the grocer store, clothes, shoes.....

I just bought Barry's new unreleased single,,, "The Kanga Hop".

Ramen. I was out begging on the streets all day and all I got was a lousy $1.23.

Tomorrow will be better and get $2.50. Im rubbing dirt on myself. Maybe if I look more dirty I can get enough to get something off a McDonalds dollar menu.

with his luck both hands may fall asleep.

theres just no pleasing some people. ha

Im having a G.W. moment....occulotion? Must not have had enough edumacashun to pronounce that one. ha

On weekends all us kids worked on the family farm picking. I never complained,,,and what did I get? NOTHING!

That one above is a real hoot I tells ya. hahaha


Marvin, but Im a Barry White guy personally.

Maybe I can help a bit. Ever give a wet willie to your classmates when you was a kid. Yup....Get it? HA

I was with my ex earlier and said no. "Im tired of being used as a stuff monkey. Go out and get another guy already". ha

Just as I thought,,,Bad feet

@Tom,,,Stop hitting on the kids bro. LOL

Im hitting 50 and these young girls always talk to me when Im out and about. I think young girls like older guys today, but Im sorry. At age 50 most under 30 are kids to me.

I could be wrong but I will never know. I have never dated a younger woman. Not my thing at all. Seems pervy to me. Just me maybe, but young gals are pretty to look at. Nothing more.

Im forgiving and can bypass mean. LOL

At least for a little while. HA

As long as I can give a kiss back. Be warned though that I start from the cutsie little toes on the left and work myself up and back down to the right.

I dont think you can handle it. My kisses are pretty intense hun. Ha

Just dont have bad feet or im running for my life.

Your pretty for a young girl, but as an older guy your just a kid to me. Not being disrespectful.

You cant ask an older guy if a Millennial is a match just because they look pretty.

Education? Income? Etc.

Curious as to why a young pretty girl is on a dating site. You must get hit on by a bunch of jerks or your trolling the site. No idea.

But, keep looking. Your still young. :)

Heres one my ex used on me:

"you look like your the most charming man".

I said "you dont even know me".

She said "I can tell by the way you present yourself".

10+ years it lasted from that day....and we still talk and text all the time. I was with her today for about an hour.

Fantastic woman, we just grew apart. Stuff happens, but we will always be friends.