I never "picked up" a girl to be honest. I have no lines at all. I have only been with a few women and I already knew them. The few that I did not know picked me up.

I thought about one lines till I was blue in the face. I cant think of any but action. I really smash into grocer carts and play stupid. It works but then I start to sweat and get confused when Im near a gorgeous woman.

I talked to the most beautiful woman about my age several days ago and she was laughing in minutes. I get goofy when Im nervous and I didnt think about asking her for a number.

I been kicking myself for days. I will see her again and when I do Im gonna break all her eggs and make all her pop bottles explode im gonna hit it so hard. lol

No lie....I will not only pay for the items twice over but I will do "Clean up on aisle 5"......Please send Me! Ooops! Im already there. HA

@mzrosie,,,from the way you post and your amount of posts I could swear you a MOD/SMOD. You know just how to re-direct certain conversations like Admins have to do at times.

I have to say I read your profile and your a lovely woman, and at 71 you are about as sexy as can be,,,please excuse my language but I have no other word to describe you. When I seen in you profile that you went (sigh)...I sighed. I dont know you and your a great poster and a very gorgeous woman. A man should be so lucky if the way you post online is you, and I would smash my grocery cart into yours every week if I had a chance to speak to you. You are absolutely fantastic.

I gotta tell ya...Dump the cat thing. Dont sigh and get a dog. Get a small Manchester Terrier and they are loyal and not as callous as a cat. If you like larger dogs get a Mastiff. Im more of an avian guy personally. Get an African Grey - No Conure. They are a bit loud depending on the flat you have.

Everything else is just perfect. I'd throw on a bit of Buble and bring you the best NY pizza you ever had, but no roses. Roses are nice, but they are funeral flowers for the dead so I will bring you lilies or gardenias. Those are lasting flowers for a woman.

Just me. All the best and see you in the forums. :)

Here you go scooby. I just checked Au for you at 1339 spot and Ag at 17.91.

I suggest you stay away from the big boys and score Ag. If your stomach can handle it there may be another 13 dip to come.

But I'll be a nice guy and suggest Miners for a short. I like Freeport myself since Jan. 20.

Score an ETF for a lousy 10k and sit on it for 20 years. LOL

Better yet,,,go long on WTI. lmao

Not selfish at all scooby-doo since I keep in touch with her. You should be so lucky do get near a woman that attended one of the top medical schools on the east coast and is making 6 figures...Just like my ex,,,Multi Grad Degrees making high figures.

You cant get near my ex's for sure unless you Ivy League and a Neuro Surgeon.

You feel you want to toy with me huh?. You couldnt even afford my Undergrad Degrees boyo. I would buy it for you but I wont give away 200k in debt to a guy that has moobs.

Since Im just a PC geek who messes in forums and I most likely wont find my mate online I will say this. Im 49 and retired skippy joe. What legacy will you leave in life?

You need to come to Kitco and maybe we can teach you a few things.

Many men never grow up and can be as trashy as a female. If all a person cares about is how fast to get in bed it will never work.

I dated a women for 2 years and never slept with her. She couldnt because her uncle terrorized her as a child and I dealt with it because she was a great woman to be with. We did everything that a couple does but we never had sex, and I had to show her how to kiss. She did not know intimacy and could not get close to a man. I respected her space, but after 2 years I had to let her go. She begged me to stay and would try it, but I said no. It was sex for possibly the wrong reason and I told her that.

I do speak to her on occasion and she lives all alone. It makes me feel bad what happened to her but she is a broken woman as sweet as she is.

A man has to respect a woman and a woman cant be a tramp. No man wants to date trash. I an count the woman I have been with on one hand and Im a middle aged guy. Can you? I want to know the average amount of people a young person(male/female) has been with today. Im sure it would make me go YUCK if you need both hands to count.

You may have to wait. You never know when it may happen, but I am sorry to say it only happens one time. I loved one woman. After that. Nothing. It went away, but that doesnt mean I didnt have some great relationships long term. Im a one woman guy and i like long term.

Anyone can go out and pick someone up for a fling. Love sometimes takes time. Thats why you become friends first.

I would hate to be a young person today. i dont get all bad tattoos and piercings. Dont sleep with a guy fast. I would never sleep with anyone I did not know. Minimal 6-8 months to see if we get along.

I can see how some younger girls like older guys. Young girls talk to me all the time. They think im lying about my age because I act young and dont have a fat beer belly like many guys my age.

Try dating someone a bit older who is respectful especially when it oomes to intimacy. Older guys want a good friend first. Not a fast romp in the room. At least I dont. I may act goofy online, but in real life when I am with my gal im all about the hand holding and cuddling. I care more about making my gal feel comfortable above anything. I know it sounds cheesy but its really how I am. Im a pretty boring dude that likes road trips, museums, etc.

You will find a good guy who finds hand holding and hugs during football sexy. You look young and have plenty of time. Your a nice looking young gal. Dont fret it. When I met my ex I knew her for about 1+ year before I even kissed her. We just hugged and got to know each other and we became friends first.

No offense but I lived in Toronto for a summer. That town was about dead as can be. I was bored off my rocker. If i remember correctly Alexander/Church St area had ok night life that was casual. some of the food was not that bad.

Theres an Italian joint if you get off the QEW and take Yonge St. all the way down out of the business district. I think it had the best Chicken Parm in town. Maybe its still there. The walls are all busted and broken(on purpose to give it an old feel). Great atmosphere.

There is a little Italian joint in Niagra Falls. Go to the top of The Hill after all that tourist crap and cross the tracks if I remember. Its been a while, make a left and go about 10 miles. Its on the right. All the women and men dress like Romans. Its a goofy place, bu they have great stuffed mushroom.

I always remember the good small joints to eat when I travel. I can tell you where to get a great steak in Vegas, or the best BBQ in Savannah. I never eat out home. I cook. We only eat out when we are on vacation and I dont eat no Applebees or whatever those places are. Its all junk food joints. I only know the best place to get fresh tripe, or where to go for the best pizza.

Great tv i agree. I just binged the last season one last time.

Football jus started. Thats all I'll watch for the winter. Baseball is winding down also. I like sports.

Thats the one thing I miss about my ex. We both like baseball and football. Heck, I just got a text from my ex 5 minutes ago about the games today. :)

I prefer older women. I have always dated women well over my age. At age 18 I dated a 26 yr old. When I was in college I dated 2 women that where in he 40's. My ex is 5 years older than me. I dated a woman my age when i was in my 30s...it was horrible for some reason. Im in my late 40s and the only women that want to talk to my are 20 yr olds. Thats too young for me. I dont want to date someone that I can be their dad. Thats not my thing, but some guys like young females. I dont find young woman sexy at all. Pretty, but not datable or sexy too me.

Yes. Even if you kill someone you will get to heaven eventually. Are you a war vet? Most likely you killed someone if you are, even unkowingly. Should a war vet go to hell?

Hypocritical! If I protected my country and someone got killed should I go to hell? Should I be mad at the guy who killed one of my platoon buddies? No. I dont think so.

Im Catholic and we all born into sin dude. We all go to heaven, some just get there a bit slower.

Try reading a few books and educate yourself. May I suggest reading about "Old Souls". Your a young soul, and so am I.

I dont care what your faith is. We all eventually get to heaven. Case closed bro!....and who doesnt swear? What are you the Pope? JHC dude!

Sorry. NOT sexy at all. Its not lady like and is nasty!

Yup. I should have been born about 20 years before I was. I at least had a great taste of the 70s.

I dont like Tech and Today. I like 8-tracks and old baseball cards and Godzilla movies on Monster Matinee and 1.50 all day at the theatre with my buddies watching Three Stooges and 5$ baseball games and my old green Schwinn bike and all that cool stuff.

When I want to go back in time I play with my old SSP's and my AFX slot car track. hahaha

One more fsat tip. If you do this run...I call it the Travel Triangle. Hit up Copperstown BHOF for a few hours. Its a fantastic small town. Walk off the Main St and look at all the beutiful flowers and old homes. Grab an ice cream at that small joint in the corner. They make it fresh and its really good stuff on a hot day.

I can give you many East Coast road trip tips. My ex and I was the road trip masters. Everything east of Mississippi is great..

Get with me on a Florida, DC and GA road trip. Ha. I LOVE DC.

This is why breaking up is horrible for a middle age guy. Its not even about "relations" if you know what I mean. I miss all the road trips and getaways. Too me that was the best and what I miss most. Meet a woman now being older and all they wanna know is when your gonna bring them to Applebees. Really? Never ate at one. Its trash food! We even brought our own food or cooked on vacations because we get a full suite.

Here is a suggestion if your on Boston. This is a great week you can do. Im in NY, but it will work for you - Just go backwards.

We go to Pittsburgh. Go to PNC for a fast game, stay next door at the Marriot so you dont have to drive. The taxi service will bring you all over for eats, shopping, and the casino. For 380$ a night you get the basics but its not like a 5-Star, but its noce. Leave and to to Gettysburg. Then go to Boston and Salem real fast. Go to Mr. Smalls. Its a Live Rock joint thats really cool. Just go backwards from Boston. Go to upstate in the fall and watch the leaves change and make a fast stop at Niagra Falls, go to Amherst for a fast steak and then to to Seneca and get a room.

I totally LOVE Boston, but no. If you want great blues you have to do down south in a backwood shanty. GA is ok, but I been in some SC backwood corn fields at biker bars that just are hopping fun!

NY has all the music to be honest. Im gonna miss Itzak Perlman next month because I am now single. Yes - I love classical also. Im gonna miss the Yes concert upstate in a couple weeks also....No biggie. I seen those guys many times. But my buddy just seen them and said they are still great despite their age.

If I was able to find a great honest woman who dont want that funny stuff I would pay for both concerts for companionship. Lemme tell ya. Its not even concerts. I miss my ex for road trips. Boston was always a great time for me and walking The Freedom Trail.

haha. your funny.

thats a goodie for sure.

No idea "where to put kids". Kids belong in school at day - in bed at night.

If a 7 year old pokes me at 3am and says they are afraid then they climb up to bed with me and mommy for protection.

If you dont know how to parent then you should have NEVER have had children. A cold person who was mistreated as a child may not be a good parent. Close your legs or put on a condom. You should NOT have a child at all.

BAD PARENT! BAD! Very Very Bad!

Of course I do. Im Catholic. Despite anything that we may think is "bad or evil", we are forgiven for our sins.

We all go to Heaven and Jesus forgives us all no matter how bad we may appear through our daily activities. Jesus loves us and we are going to be with Him.

I dont are about your religion. Jesus died for our sins. He wants us to be happy in our heart and love The Father.

Jesus is Lord!

I agree. Picard Rules! LOL