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I go in the secretaries bathroom to pee. Naturally I look down and my damn glasses fell in the toilet! That's all I got to say 'bout that!
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heres something interesting
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As a manager I can see where this could be a huge conflict of interest. It doesn't matter if you know her or not. Way to much to write here but it's something thats usually not tolerated
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Thanksgiving plans?
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Football, Turkey, more Football, more Turkey  Ok I'll bring the beer How the hell could I have forgotten about the most important part!!!!  I was wondering the same thing |
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Thanksgiving plans?
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Football, Turkey, more Football, more Turkey Ok I'll bring the beer |
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Thanksgiving plans?
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I'm going to a restaurant. Upside, no mess to clean up. Downside, no leftovers (I love turkey sandwiches). So whats the plans?
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I know y'all have don't this
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 Where am I
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I know y'all have don't this
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If I smack my bluetooth against my ear one more time today I am either throwing the phone or the bluetooth! Why can't I remember the damn thing is there!
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The older I get
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The older I get the more I think I just need to be committed
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Hello people type people!
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hi and have fun
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Laid Back
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I have a friend that works in a funeral home and that's how he describes most of his customers "Laid Back"
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The rabbit died
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 Best EVAAAAAAAAH.  NOW comeon Myrtle ..  did that REEEALLY happen, or is it your way to share jokes to make us laugh   Oh I'm sure he embellished a bit but it made me LMAO so why not share it with you fine people. |
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hiya everyone
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have fun!!
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The rabbit died
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morn MBD ((((Fran)))) |
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The rabbit died
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So a good friend called me yesterday and he always has a funny story to tell me. So he says that Saturday night his dog comes walking into the yard with his neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth and it's dead. He grabs the rabbit and washes off all the dirt and then blow dries it, fluffs up the fur and sneaks it back over to the neighbors yard and places it back in the cage. He gets up yesterday morning and his neighbor and his whole family is gathered around the cage. He walks over to the neighbor and playing innocent, asked what everyone is staring at. The neighbor tells him "That rabbit died 3 days ago and we buried it and this morning we find it back in the cage, and you can't even tell it's been buried. My friend then tells me he had nothing to lend to the conversation and walked away. God I have some sick friends!
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have some fun
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TO Funny Lex!!!!
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have some fun
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What is a buckeye?
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have some fun
Edited by
MyrtleBeachDude
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Thu 11/20/08 04:30 AM
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Welcome to the Christmas edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be a SCROOGE!!! Just copy this and paste into a reply. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Tis the Season to be NICE! Look at answer 26
 Fa la la la la la la la la 1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? paper 2. Real tree or Artificial? ARTIFICIAL 3. When do you put up the tree? Sometime before Christmas 4. When do you take the tree down? ASAP 5. Do you like eggnog? Yes with Rum! 6. Favorite gift received as a child? A remote helicopter 7. Hardest person to buy for? THE WOMEN 8. Easiest person to buy for? Me- I want it all 9. Do you have a nativity scene? Nope 10. Mail or email Christmas cards? Email 11.Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Popcorn 12. Favorite Christmas Movie? Christmas Vacation 14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Yep it was popcorn? 15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Pumpkin Pie 16. Lights on the tree? Lots and lots of Multi-color lights 17. Favorite Christmas song? John Lennon Christmas Song 18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Stay Home 19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? Proud to say NO 20. Angel on the tree top or a star? Neither 21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Morning 22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? Stupid Comercials depicting a perfect Christmas 23. Favorite ornament theme or color? beer cans 24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? TURKEY pot pie 25. Favorite Christmas Story? Cheech & Chong Santa and the magic dust 26. What do you want for Christmas this year? A bus load of bi sexual hooter girls 27. Who is most likely to respond to this ? Just about everyone that I sent this to. 28. Who is least likely to respond to this? The ones without a computer |
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Just in case
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Want to turn your face real red real fast? Lets say you go to a high end restaurant for a business luncheon with 6 other gentleman and after the meal you stroll up to the desert table. Don't pick up the cheesecake and walk back to your table as I did. Because someone will lean forward and say "Danny, that's just a display, you can't eat it it's made of plastic" Damn thing looked real to me!
Sometimes I feel like the scarecrow...if I only had a brain 
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How cold are you?
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It's soooooooo cold I just seen a dog with a fire hydrant stuck to his nuts
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How cold are you?
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27 in Myrtle Beach SC
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