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One to cook a meal and the other to clean my house.
I only say this because I suck at cooking and no matter how much I clean, it just doesn't have that womans touch. Hi all !!!!!!!!! |
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SCARRRRRRRRY................
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Old question purposed...If someone with Multiple Personalities commits suicide can they be charge with murder?
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I passed gas. Ppppppffffffttttt!!! It was loud! Two gay men called me "Virgin!" How embarassing. Gonna keep my farts to myself. Now thats funny I don't care who ya are !!!! 
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Expand your search
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I just did the search deal. I started off at 15 miles and "No Match found" So I went to 25 and "No Match found" then 100 "No Match found". I just passed 250 and I'm going to 300. At this pace I should be searching the space station at any moment. Next stop the moon! If I get a damn perfect match with an alien I am quitting this site forever!
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bi sexual
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Hey MBD, I am Bi-sexual. If I want sex, I buy it. hahahaha To funny! Damn, yet another thing I have learned about myself today! |
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bi sexual
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Being Bi-sexual doubles your chances with Mutual Match. Welcome, and have fun. hahahahahaha damn! I need to change my profile
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The New GUYYYYY
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I think some of the keys on your keyboard are sticking. IIIII wassss thinkinggg theeee sameee thingggg
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Day off?
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Who has today off? I know I do!  Show off 
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So it took me a couple of months to infiltrate a famed lesbian chat room but I finally got it. Then last night I hit the jack pot and a lesbian wants to "cyber" with me. She asks me how I would like it if she goes down on me with a mouth full of ice cubes. What would be the first thing that crosses my mind. I type "shrinkage". Now I'm banned. So much for my lesbian experience. What exactly do you do this for? Im gay so why dont you tell me why i shldnt be offended that youd go try & pass yourself off as a lesbian.  Hey don't be offended. Last week I tried to pass myself off as a young stud and that didn't work either :) |
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Whenever I see a woman wearing a cheap bra I try to remove it for life saving purposes only mind you
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PeRfEcT...
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lol nothing like a little make bashing for breakfast aye? Hmmmmmmm, after reading YOUR post MBD, I thought something like what Fran posted would just roll off your back. Oh I still love you all 
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PeRfEcT...
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lol nothing like a little make bashing for breakfast aye?
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PeRfEcT...
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nope can't relate I am one of the perfect ones Oh well
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So it took me a couple of months to infiltrate a famed lesbian chat room but I finally got it. Then last night I hit the jack pot and a lesbian wants to "cyber" with me. She asks me how I would like it if she goes down on me with a mouth full of ice cubes. What would be the first thing that crosses my mind. I type "shrinkage". Now I'm banned. So much for my lesbian experience.
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Good Morning
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Whisper I found something that works great for a head cold. If my sinus's are bothering me I just take one of my socks and tie it around my nose and POOF my head clears right up. I'll be glad to fedex a sock to ya.
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help!!! please!
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I swear I didn't say a word. I heard your hair wasn't really blonde but I never repeated it. The site on here that just us men go to is called The He Man Woman Haters Club  And you're a member there? Nothing could be further from the truth MBD, I know you lurv women so much that you've just signed up as the new Cabana Boy over at Miss OMTA's place. <------ Throwing kisses MBD's way as he is the bestest Cabana Boy   ((((((Bonny))))) |
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You goota love this!!!!!!
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I get emails like;
"Enlarge your penis" "Want to lose weight?" "Do you need money now?" "Is there unsightly mold growing in your underewear?" I'm always thinking Wow how did they know? |
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This may be of some help
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WOW! That's a lot of food for the money! I suppose you have to qualify? Counts me out. Nothing to qualify for, as I said and I know it's hard to believe but they make a profit as well. It's a really good deal and it's open to anyone that has the money. |
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This may be of some help
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To all of you that are trying to provide food for yourselves, your family I was just introduced to something that is pretty cool. It's called Angel Food Ministries. Some of you may know of this but this may help a few. The package below is a combination of 3 packages. You have to buy one of three main packages in order to buy the specials. This is available in 40 states. I have eaten the steaks and the ribs and they are awesome. Don't piss on this post, this may help a single mother out there and feed a family for a lot less than what they normally spend. The ministry makes profit as well so this is not a hand out by any means. It's great food. Here's what I got got 73.00. www.angelfoodministries.com
1.5 lb. New York Strip Steak (4 x 6 oz.) 3 lb. IQF Split Chicken Breast 2 lb. Baby Back Pork Ribs 2 lb. Chicken Chunks 28 oz. Jumbo Charbroiled Beef Patties with Gravy 1 lb. Smoked Sausage 1 lb. Ground Turkey 1 lb. Green Beans 1 lb. Diced Sweet Potatoes 10 oz. Peanut Butter 15 oz. Cranberry Sauce 7 oz. Beef-Flavored Rice & Vermicelli 20 oz. Shoestring Fries 32 oz. 2% Reduced Fat Shelf-Stable Milk 6 oz. Pancake Mix One Dozen Eggs One Dessert Item $30.00 2 lb. Choice Cut Beef Roast 2 lb. St. Louis Style Pork Ribs 2 lb. Hamburger Beef Steaks (4 x 8 oz.) 1 lb. Mild Italian Sausage with Mozzarella Cheese $21.00 3 lb. North Carolina New Crop Red Rome Apples 3 lb. Washington State New Crop Granny Smith Apples 4 lb. New Crop Florida Navel Orange 1 stalk California Celery (in sleeve) 4 lb. Premium Idaho Baking Potatoes 3 lb. New Crop North Carolina Sweet Potatoes 2 each Ruby Red Florida Grapefruit 1 lb. Premium California Carrots (cello wrapped) 2 lb. Large-Medium Yellow Onions $21.00 |
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help!!! please!
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I swear I didn't say a word. I heard your hair wasn't really blonde but I never repeated it. The site on here that just us men go to is called The He Man Woman Haters Club
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