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WIn the lottery, you'll have more friends than you can imagine. In the mean time just have have and welcome
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Edited by
MyrtleBeachDude
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Thu 10/09/08 12:19 PM
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Damn...what the hell happened!!! Ill find out and get back atch...Hes here alright...now where in the hell is he hiding????????? maybe he's a fourdent instead of a threedent? damn! Ok I'm out !  
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Another cool moment gone bad
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I DID THE WHOLE JACK TRIPPER RIDING THE BICYCLE ,LOOKING AT A HOTTIE ,BUT I HIT THE BACK OF A PARKED CAR AND LANDED ON THE TRUNKLID hahahaha welcome to my world |
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Damn...what the hell happened!!! Ill find out and get back atch...Hes here alright...now where in the hell is he hiding????????? maybe he's a fourdent instead of a threedent? |
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Would somebody please...
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Dropping the kids off at the pool? Indeed! 
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Another cool moment gone bad
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I am talking with my secretary and she says something to the effect of "you got it made like that don't you" I put on my sun glasses and lean back in my chair and put my feet on the desk and the damn chair dumps me into the floor. I need to help my secretary, she's having a hard time catching her breath right about now! Sounds like me at the office too One time a bird crapped on me and I showed up at a meeting and didnt even know it. lol well that does make me feel a little better Thanks Mirror |
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Would somebody please...
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Drop it like it's hot! Oh thanks for reminding me. *heading to the bathroom* |
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Another cool moment gone bad
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I am talking with my secretary and she says something to the effect of "you got it made like that don't you" I put on my sun glasses and lean back in my chair and put my feet on the desk and the damn chair dumps me into the floor.
I need to help my secretary, she's having a hard time catching her breath right about now! |
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Halloween
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One of my employees tells me that he and his wife are attending a Halloween party in 2 weeks. The theme of the party is "Heaven and Hell" His costume thoughts were pretty typical as in wearing a pair of angel wings and horns. Or a Halo and a Pitch Fork. I told him to dress as a marriage certificate. Heaven in the beginning Hell at the end.
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headaches hell she always had them 
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will you marry me?
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Put a shirt on then ask her again.
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hi all...
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I had 2 birds sh!t on me within 30 seconds of each other. You're having a bad day?
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new people??? sorry, all we got is old people...welcome and good luck  Are you saying you're old? Well, not me...all the rest of you  I call Bull Sh!t! Even your bananas are wrinkled! |
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headaches
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Irrational fears
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A pregnant woman asking me where I work.
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The Invisible Noose
Edited by
MyrtleBeachDude
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Wed 10/08/08 02:09 PM
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I had sort of an opposite experience. I lied to her to begin with (I told her it was bigger than what "it" really was. After I showed her the truth, she never brought "it" up again
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Destiny or Not?
Edited by
MyrtleBeachDude
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Wed 10/08/08 01:46 PM
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When two people meet and end up going out with each other, do you think it is destiny? OR.... Are you in full control of the situation? Would like to know your thoughts, please and thank you. I think so, I was stealing some hubcaps one night and met a guy that was on the other side of the car trying to steal the same hubcaps. We decided to split the profit. We got caught and sure enough ....the cop told us what our destiny was going to be and he wasn't B.Sing. I guess you could say We went out together or in together. |
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are you the same ...
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I am around many people all the time (I DJ) so being shy is not an option. I am probably more calm on here that I am in real life.
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are you the same ...
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Nope, I'm just as bawdy and bold and outspoken in real life as I am here. In fact, when I first started posting I toned it down a bit. I totally believe this |
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