People that know me on this site know that most of my posts are pretty much fun and humorous and being able to laugh and poke fun at myself and share it on here attracts plenty of people just as it does in real life. This is such contrast to my usual posts and I would hope that no one would write something this heartfelt with any other agenda in mind.

LOL ya know I have added it up and if everyone that has sent me a letter telling me they want to send me money actually does it, I will have a little over 700 million bucks! No money yet I'm still broke

Thank you dear and everyone but really this is not about me but how this effects others. I just know what I have done and I can see the pain from both sides. The sun will still shine and we will all move on but I won't mislead people on here or IRL.

Funny how companies seem to think that people haven't grown suspicious of this junk.

I just checked my email.

3 want to know if I want a larger private part
5 want me to grow hair
2 want me to have success with women
3 want me to buy a house for as little as 99.00
4 want me to work from home.

Nothing from you though

Let me know if that profile works for you.

Oh! My bad, you said "snap on" not Strap....nevermind.

It seems like yesterday I bought my daughter a 5 dollar doll and she was thrilled. Last week I bought her a 2006 Jeep Liberty. I feel your pain.

LOL thats my girl (((Fran)))

I need to look up the words "chromosomal aberration". I'll get back to you

Beer mugs and Guinness beer.

Is it coming by regular mail, UPS, FedEx, local, another state, country, overseas, someone from here? More info

And to you my friend

Many people come on here and claim they are single because the relationship they had been in ended because of a Cheating,or it was Abusive, or lots of Drinking/Drugs etc. I see very few that come on here and say "I am the one that screwed up that's why I'm single". Well ..... I am the one that screwed up. I cheated on my wife. I won't go into details but it was my fault not hers, she didn't drive me to do it, I just f*cked up. I can't blame one part of me cheating on her because she did nothing wrong it was all me. I see so many posts that say "If they cheat once they'll do it again" Well it depends on how much destruction and pain you caused and realized how stupid you were. If you think you were totally justified for cheating or blame the other person in your relationship then yep your probably going to cheat again. If your actions have caused so much pain and pure hurt and disappointment in so many lives then you say to yourself "deal me that same hand again and I'll play it different". Not one single person in my life or on this website could ever kick my ass any worse than I have already and do everyday. I admit this this morning because sometimes I log on here and I feel like I am surrounded by all victims and I want to make sure I keep me honest and just as I do in real life I will be the first to tell you I am not with my family because of me! My actions! She was innocent I am guilty. After reading so many posts I have seldom seen someone say "it's my fault" Well just know people, what you just read is what I DID. I have seen how much hurt some of you have gone through and when I read those posts I want to just crawl under a rock because I feel the guilt all over again and I don't ever see that going away. Sorry for showing my serious side this morning but I want to make it clear who myrtlebeachdude (MBD) is and by no means mislead the victims of something so destructful.

Sh!t I use it for everything

Funny as SH!T
Taste Like SH!T
That's good SH!T
That's bad SH!T
Looks like SH!T
Feel like SH!T
Smells like SH!T

And that was just on my honeymoon!

welcome back

How about our soldiers? My son did one of those on movie maker and sent it to me. He was in Iraq. The tune was Toby Keith American Soldier. It was a tear jerker for sure but I was delighted.

welcome

OMG I would have just thrown a 20 dollar bill at em and ran out