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Thanks for looking
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Dude, you need to get a new MAIN PIC that doesn't cut your HEAD OFF! Resize it or something. Also looks like you don't have a job? hahahaha god Delux you're killing me today Just say whats on your mind lol |
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never again
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Reminds of when I had my son, I couldn't drive for a while afterward and had to send my ex to the store for "some of those." He forgot what he was supposed to get and instead of calling or asking someone, he bought one of every size in every brand in the store   That's got to be true love!
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ELLO!!
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Ok you've played around long enough Now get back to that home work young lady
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Is it to much or not enough
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Dude, you have got to DELETE that pic you have without a shirt!  but I like the nip shot |
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never again
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So I'm driving home yesterday evening and my daughter calls me. She says "Dad I need you to do me a favor. I am sorry for asking you this but can you please go by the store and buy me some tampons" Well my daughter has never ask me to do that but her mother was at work so I was PLAN B. They live very near by so it's wasn't out of my way. I asked her what I needed to buy and she said "get the ones that say super". So I walk in the grocery store and turn down isle #11 and there is a kazillion different types of feminine products. So I'm standing there totally confused and trying to remember what I am supposed to buy when an employee (a very young lady no more than 18) says "sir you look totally lost can I help you" I say with a very red face "My daughter sent me here for some tampons but I don't see the size she asked for" She looks at me confused and asked what kind my daughter needed and I replied "I think she said Extra large" In which the young lady barely containing herself said "you mean super?" My face turned as red as a monkeys ass and I wanted to die on the spot! When I got to my daughter I told her what happened and I said never again. She was/ still is laughing hysterically. Another day in the life of Danny!
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Are you kidding me?
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Dikless wonder always bothered me for some reason
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Call me a STUD
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Well Ladies and Gents I must take this opportunity to brag a bit. Saturday night I got laid! I won't go into the details but apparently this woman bragged to all my friends about it. I am quoting now, she said "that was the best 30 seconds I've had in a long time" I'm wearing my smoking jacket and kicked back because I am a stuf! funny girl!
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Boo! Trick-or-Treat
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<--------went dressed as a breathalizer last year. Notice the tube
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Hi kim and wendy ... what do u guys do for fun ? Dude are reading what these ladies are saying? |
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Looking for cabana boys
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I have never applied for Short Term Disability!!! So no STD here
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I would rather jack off a bob cat with a hand full of sand spurs rather than to tangle with the women on here. good luck.
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Monday morning training
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What sort of training?
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BIG BIG
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Good luck and stay safe.
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i have not, yet, alienated everyone on this site....if you would like to expedite the process......we can do it here... and you're proud of this? |
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Monday morning training
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agreed
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hey yall
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Call me a STUD
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I'm just curious...what is a "stuf". We all know you're just braggin! Just wondering...this woman wouldn't happen to be named...Rosie???  hahahahahaha damn! Busted! |
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Do you have sex appeal? Y/N,
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I'm just to serious about everything to have sex appeal. I need to lighten up a bit
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Call me a STUD
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I'm just curious...what is a "stuf". We all know you're just braggin!
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