The plumber knocks on my door at 11AM today...

"Yeah, I'm running late today."
Me thinking: *yes I know*
"I won't be able to start for few more hours yet."
Me: "Oh? I was hoping on getting out of here in the late afternoon."
"Yeah, it will probably take me a full day to do it all."
Me: "So you're saying you can't do the job today?"
"Yeah..."
Me: "...and we should reschedule?"
"Yeah..."
Me:

Long story short...my <condo> looks like a hurricane went through it and the handyman is going to be here Sunday now. I have learned that I can not live in a messy place. Ugh!

I was talking to my sweetie. Except now I don't have a reason for being awake so it is time to sleep. Nighty-night.

I dream in color. I have dreamed about dreams before.

I don't know, maybe at first but you start to get used to it. I wonder if Gene Simmons has ever done it before? Man he is ugly. What were we talking about? I'm starting to feel light-headed. Oh look at the pretty stars.

Uh oh, I think I just swallowed my tongue.

Cue the music!


Another friend says he saw a UFO. I wasn't there there but he is convinced it's extra-terrestrial. He's living in Texas now so I wonder if he has seen any more...

I'm telling you, it's a condo!




Tina! See what you've done.

I would have found some road kill and placed it inside, preferably a skunk. You're helping out the city and giving the thieves a nice hello until the trash collectors come.
"Oo-oo that smell, the smell of death's around you"

I'm just repeating what the preacher told me to think.

Yup it's a "condo" but they are basically the same thing. First the neighbor behind me saying my music was too loud, now the lady below me.

The neighbor to the south used to be really nosy. One day I walked outside and looked over towards her place. Her 60 year old bod was in this black silk panty number. She was leaning over snooping on the neighbors below. Sweet mother of all that gave birth!!!!!
"Hi!" I made sure she knew I saw her.

Well, since then she doesn't bother me any more. In fact she stays inside her place most of the time. When I see her we avoid all contact and my eyes instinctively dart in the other direction.

I love Mexican food.

Ok here goes....it starts two weeks ago. It's freaking 6AM and I hear this DING-DONG.... DING-DONG DING-DONG
"What the hell? I'm not answering that, I'm going back to sleep."
DING-DONG
...30 minutes later...
DING-DONG DING-DONG
"What is going on?!"

My neighbor from downstairs is there. She was meditating and felt the ground under her. It was hot. She wanted to tell me all about.
"Huh?"
She went on, "Right before you moved in there was a leak. Have you noticed your gas bill being for more than usual?"
"Huh? Hold on."
I handed her my landlord's number.
"Give him a call he will straighten it out. Or call a plumber, sorry I can't do anything. Yeah, give him a call."


8AM rolls around.
DING-DONG
DING-DONG
"Coming...."
It was my landlord.
"So I just wanted to let you know I called the plumber and he is coming out here. Remember that leak I told you about before you moved in? Well that was the cold line. Now the hot water line has a leak and that's what she felt down there. The plumber will need to get up here and re-route the line." "How's Monday for you?"
Well we settled on Wednesday of this past week.
"Oh you won't have hot water until then."

Finally the guy comes over. I have about 8 holes in my walls but I have hot water. Tomorrow they are going to patch up the walls. My 4 foot by 8 foot bathroom mirror is not mounted. There it sits on the floor. My place has crap everywhere. I have this urge to clean up but not yet...not until they get the walls fixed.

On the bright side, when I move I don't have to worry about my security deposit. What a week. Oi vey!

I'm here but not for long. so....sleepy...

I have. It was a green oval about the width of the moon. A friend was with me and I showed it to him. The thing suddenly took off from the sky and seemed to follow the curve of the earth as it flew away. It must have been fairly high.

It was not identified.
It appeared to be flying.
It appeared to be an object.
It was a UFO.

No idea where it came from or what it was. I'm guessing terrestrial and possibly some sort of wide-beam laser. No clue. I've never seen anything like it.

She went that-a-way ---------------->

A christian blog?

What do you do set the time you think the end of the world will come and then start preaching, "repent, repent!" I'm going with the rapture in 2213. I won't be around so who's to say I'm wrong.

Blog entry for 9/11/8:
Dam liberals giving money to poor people. Praise Jesus and pass the ammo! Crap, I ran out of bud. My next blog entry will be after I git my tail to the store.

A wise man once said....nothing.

I'm in about 15 sweepstakes. Fingers are crossed.

The internet is part of "the real world". If you were in a shopping mall, a bar, or any other locale you will have other unique issues which would need to be overcome. The music is too lout to talk, the stores are about to close, you have a spot on your shirt, she's with a friend, you name it your head will think of some excuse.

I have met some real ding-dongs here and I am sure you have also. I have met some people in person who were nuts as well. Your approach will not stop that from happening. Here we are exposed to many more people and as a result will find many more nut cases / players / liars. Not everyone is that way in person or on the net.

I'm really glad to see others got a lot out of it too. Thanks, I will check out those other books once this semester is over. I have a lot more to read as it is. Take care all.