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I've never had a south asian woman interested in me on here, and I've been on here for years, and there are millions of them.
What's the deal with calling yourselves 'south asian' anyway, don't you have a country of origin. I'm a southern hemispherian. |
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O. P.'s original system:
1. 2. 3. 6,6,6 |
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Garbage: a bag of it, and a cd by the band 'Garbage'.
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Topic:
Other uses of PPE
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A sturdy rubber glove over a milk bottle can feed 5 baby things at a time.
I use the fingers cut off, put over the barrel of my rifle when hunting on dusty tracks or in rain on motorbike; looks much less stupid than a condom, and cheaper. Good rubber gloves can inflict a good sting on unwary suckers. Face mask coffee filters, paint filters, fake boobs, ear muffs, just for starters. |
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Barbequeing equipment.
Zaphod has a lot to do with hitchhiking, look him up. |
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Topic:
What is your favorite movie?
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SPINAL TAP
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You never know what the other parts of their life are like.
Not everything is obvious. |
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If stylish fools can get around with brand new mis-fitting clothes with holes and rips and patches and rediculous styles, then you should be able to get away with a bit of tissue highlights.
Tell people you were moving so slow that someone thought you were a tree, and TP'd you. |
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The sound of tumble weeds rolling, and a tap slowly dripping, with a lone crow complaining in the distance.
Or whale noises; static noise between AM radio stations; Trumps speeches at chipmunk speed; or make a parabolic directional microphone and listen to far out shhit. |
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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Topic:
Single mums and dating
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Just tell them "FRIENDS FIRST" and that will sort out the real interested from the rest, and not scare the interested ones with marriage fears if they have any.
If you say you are 'independent' they might think you have money to scam. I dated a few single mums over the years; they just wanted to be adults for a while, and socialise, and have fun, not constantly be child minders. Good luck Emm |
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Very short return messages, becoming less frequent.
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Tired and going to bed.
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Topic:
greatness
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Welcome to mingle Loren.
You look great. Too bad so far away ! |
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A life preserver / buoyancy vest, for going in my boat.
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It's still the 5th in australia, 9;20 pm here now, and I went outside, saw the full moon, but looks like no eclipse here because the angles aren't right. In a couple hours the sun may be in position but the moon will have moved.
Maybe it's only a northern hemisphere eclipse. It's definitely full, and so am I, just had dinner. |
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Sounds a bit weird to me. But I think even phone sex is a bit weird.
You'd better hope you have a very secure system, or you or your partner may end up being stars in a movie you never knew about or saw. And don't accidentally do it on conference call, or . . . |
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Topic:
What are you doing? - part 9
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Had a productive weekend, lots of little jobs and final sealed the hull below deck everywhere except for 2 bolt holes; a big job for later. Marked off many items off my 'to do' list, and added a couple more on.
Have to buy some bits now, ready for the next stage of finnishedofedness. |
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We did enough talking last time, so now it must be time to snuggle.
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Topic:
Leather
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Welcome to Mingle.
Try wearing Lederhosen about the place, and you may get some followers. Good luck. |
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