The only Bi I can do is bilingual, Tex-Mex.
Am also proficient in cunninglinguistics. Comes in handy on occasion. Have a BS degree in it.

I am very capable. Sometimes, if it is windy, the cap blows off but if I run fast I can catch it a put it back on.

Come on ladies we can fix things too if we put our minds to it but I have to admit that girly side of me seriously does not want to get my hands or clothes dirty!

well i love passed out women.....

I can skin a buck

I can run a trot line

country boys can survive

Sorry Op, since I have my own tools ( hammer, wire cutters, slip wrench, scroll saw, drill, ect ) I do most of my repairs.

Now sexy for me would be if I found a guy that likes to wash dishes, run the sweeper, make the bed and fold socks. Replace the roll of TP, run me a bubble bath, fix dinner...

i can do all those things

See, sexy

Oh come on...those are two great things that go together. Sexy high heels just allow you to reach the higher nail, screw, or whatever else you are repairing. It's all good!

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I was just about to the conclusion you could be one of my missing kids until you came out with this!

i can do all those things.

No self-respectin' Redneck would admit that in publik!

LOL I think the samething!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knowing how is half the battle. You should never stop learning. Kudos to those who learn by their mistakes. There's a saying

Jack of all trades but master of none? or something like that.

I'm not so proud that I can't admit I pay people to do alot of my grunt work. I mean luggin up a pack of heavy shingles on a flimsy ladder and risking life & limb to save a couple of bucks is not my idea of "wise" or "sexy"... I do wear a suit to work and it would look funny sporting a body cast if anything happened...LOL

I love capable men, too, but I can fix my own car and house.

i think it's equally sexy when a woman is just as capable to do $hit for herself.

Two phrases of advice my father told me, that I ignored and discovered he was right:

1. If you take it apart, you better know how to put it back together "before" you take it apart.

2. If you climb a rock or a mountain, you better know how to get back down.

I remember hearing something like;
Who can satisfy a woman better than herself??
And, I've also heard the men state;
If that's so, can i watch??

That's just greek to me

I am a plasterer and tiler by trade if I had one. I spent a good long while learning about it and going on jobs for free just to get some experience. Not ventured into plumbing work yet but that's next on the list for me to learn.

I would happily cast off the shackles of the office and my law books for some good old grafting. Problem is, my pay is too good in the office and competition for manual work is mad over here.

Not sure if being a trained emergency medical responder counts as well? but i'll take a bow for it anyway

Learn a new trick every day boys and girls :





I know a lot more, chemistry and physics pays off in real life situations too.

I can make an instant lighter out of a sparkplug.

I can make fire, by wrapping 2 different compounds found in any stores into an aluminum foil and it will turn itself on fire and burns as hot as phosphorus, (but it's not phosphorus)

Oh you didn't know about the tire inflation with starter fluid!

yep!... spray the starter fluid inside rim and out.... make a trail (it's safer) and light!

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