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Topic: If a woman calls me a puppy
Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21249	Wed 02/22/23 09:23 PM
If a woman calls me a puppy, I should do everything I can to get her to invite me into her home. Then I can drop trou and poop on her living room floor. Right? I mean, puppies poop on the floor. Don't they? I'm just wondering if it's fair of me Yes, the woman is a regular poster on Mingle2. I won't name names... But, you know who you are.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21310	Wed 02/22/23 11:23 PM
Well if she slapped your nose with a newspaper maybe you would learn to poop in the yard like normal puppies.

Unknow Joined Mon 09/13/21 Posts: 31823	Wed 02/22/23 11:39 PM
Absolutely fair, poop away. Since most people think puppies are cute, it's fair to assume she thinks you're cute and wants to train you. Once she attempts to train you, I'm pretty sure it'll be okay to lift a leg and mark your new territory.

Dramatic Muffin Joined Tue 08/31/21 Posts: 1930	Thu 02/23/23 01:23 AM
Sounds fair to me. Also, howl when you don't get your way and claw her panty hose into shreddle.

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Thu 02/23/23 09:07 AM
You also might want to consider chewing her shoes and phone charger cords.

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8885	Thu 02/23/23 01:15 PM
Aww .. “come here little puppy … Rollover and let blondey rub your belly “ What is wrong with that ???

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21249	Thu 02/23/23 04:03 PM
Aww .. “come here little puppy … Rollover and let blondey rub your belly “ What is wrong with that ??? Now that, I could really go for.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76350	Thu 02/23/23 04:36 PM
Humm puppies are sweeter then most people so that might be a good compliment. When someone calls you puppy, it is said as a good thing, that you are cute, small, and cuddly, like a puppy. Now if they call ya a dog~~~ well they could be saying that one is dirty, or unfaithful, or a skirt-chaser.. Humm so see puppy is not that bad..

Unknow Joined Mon 09/13/21 Posts: 31823	Thu 02/23/23 05:19 PM
I wonder if Rock complimented her puppies ?

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 36784	Thu 02/23/23 05:22 PM
He may have hush puppies over his eyes, but can still smell a good deal from afar ... so yeah he rolled over !

GravelRidgeBoy Joined Thu 01/06/11 Posts: 505	Sun 02/26/23 02:38 PM
Now if they call ya a dog~~~ well they could be saying that one is dirty, or unfaithful, or a skirt-chaser.. My thought was along this line, but more saying that he is a puppy meaning that one day when he grows up he will be a dog. So basically a dog in training?...lol

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 53998	Tue 03/14/23 07:26 AM
As Men even Woman's have the right to Freedom of Speech and yes it's natural that they talk too less.. CTP: It's ok if they are calling with any respectful name. As I'm habitual of listening to more variety of innovative words...

Unknow Joined Mon 09/13/21 Posts: 31823	Tue 03/14/23 11:55 AM
Inquiring minds want to know, did ya poop on her floor or not?

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3439	Thu 03/23/23 12:08 PM
At the very least, did you mark any trees?

Redcarpet Joined Tue 01/31/23 Posts: 634	Thu 03/23/23 12:13 PM
Inquiring minds want to know, did ya poop on her floor or not? hahaha Mike check behind the firewood stack

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 53998	Thu 03/23/23 01:25 PM
hahaha Mike check behind the firewood stack Did you drop your lighter ova their...

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Thu 03/23/23 05:26 PM


Unknow Joined Mon 09/13/21 Posts: 31823	Thu 03/23/23 06:14 PM
Some people's children huh

Redcarpet Joined Tue 01/31/23 Posts: 634	Fri 03/24/23 01:52 AM
hahaha Mike check behind the firewood stack Did you drop your lighter ova their...

Bigsy8 Joined Tue 10/25/11 Posts: 38	Fri 03/24/23 10:25 AM
If she called me a puppy I'd bark like a dog haha, if she continued I'd have no problems pooping on her bed lol