Maybe this will help explain the difference:

CONVERSATION OVERHEARD BETWEEN TWO MEN:

So I was walking down the street and I saw Chuck who owes me 20 bucks. I asked for my money, he said f--k you so I hit him in the eye and told him he better have my money.


You see, just the facts...direct and to the point.

CONVERSATION OVERHEARD BETWEEN TWO WOMEN:

Well, first you have to understand that I was on my period and you know how that makes me. So I saw Joan, who invited me to the gym with her and I don't understand why she would say that...is she trying to say I'm getting fat? You know I just had a child and that's a job in itself and my boyfriend doesn't love me because when I wanted to talk to him, can you believe he had the nerve to ask if it could wait until the game was over? He is just so insensitive and doesn't understand my needs and on and on,,,blah, blah...


I need another drink.

I have to make the same mistake about 90 times before it sinks in. Well, it's important to have a statistically significant sampling.

I ASKED YOU,,,not to TELL ANYONE!!!!Thanks a BUNCH!!! Women!!!





























GOTCH-YA,,,,lol,lol

And here ALL the other readers are THINKING,,,,TERRY????????lol,lol

Hey I just cleaned a house today lol.I made 80.00 dollars for doing that hehehe.I'm thinking of maybe one day starting my own cleaning business one day lol.

Yeah well when he finds her, and I know he will, ask him if she has a sister that can come over here and cook for me.

all he wants is someone to clean his house. what is he a male shovinist (i dont so) he can clean his own house..

Excuse me, I just went in the house for another Margarita...and sat down in my pool chair. Did you say, snow?

Come to Florida!

I am an evil, devil worshipper, I kill and drain the blood of chickens and smear, throw the blood into the lawns of my christian neighbors. I can't wait for santan's wrath to gobble up all the "believers"
I'm also a loose woman, I have sex with 5 men a day..and boy is it messy.
I beat my children each day, at least once with all manner of items. I prefer to make them bleed. I hate all humans and wish them misery..
I am mean, I lie, I cheat, I steal and I even hate my parents..
I am all you believe me to be...
There, you are right, I am wrong.
Now we can let this go..

You are so funny Millie...I get it...yeah, you're saying, "Why is he playing here when he could be sending me a recipe?"

If you could find your soul mate...and the cost was giving up everything you own except (let's be generous) your vehicle and $1,000...would you do it?

or

If a Relationship Genie gave you just one wish...what would yours be?

OMG, its just a ph call, not a proposal.
Call her, if anything you'll find out if she's a fake/flake.
And if she wants to meet, go meet her.

I think we get used to everything moving so slow online sometimes, if you met her under different circumstances YOU would have asked for her ph. number, and called by now.

Primary source of communication is typing in the "Online Dating Extravaganza!". You can either come off as literate and use proper grammar and spelling, hence looking more attractive...or you can shortcut your way around proper grammar and look lazy. I don't care personally, was just noting something that maybe the women see as well...

D'you live on Maple Grove Street? Yes?? Ah. The Governor General of Canada is visiting the girl of ill repute today on that street. You know the blonde a few doors up from you? No, in the other direction fromt he corner store. Yeah, the blonde that always smells of fresh cheeze.

Why the cops? You know... politicians... can't trust them. The "sentinels" are not out there protecting the president or the special UN envoys... c'mon, they're politicians, they can take care of themselves. They'd survived bigger backstabbing attempts than a poor little suicide bomber can stage with fifty kilos of explosives in his cheeks. No. The sentinels and the cops are there to protect the public. It's all one big huge honking optical political illusion.

In 1998 they let the president of Hungary wonder out of the royal palace. Three days it took to rope him in. He'd robbed five liquor stores, roped in five lickers, groped several grand mothers, a milf and a milk store. He ate ten week-old puppies and seven baby unicorns. So that's why the heavy police presence and the dogs. No government of no county can afford a president run loose in any neighbourhood.

And the dogs? Oh, well. The K-9 unit. Did I just not say that there is a girl of ill repute? The dogs are an essential part of the party. Not political party, though several political parties are partaking in the party, especially the good parts. Get your camera out, there will be, to my estimation, three anacondas, five camels, two elephants, one serpent, two bigfeet, a griffin and a winged monkey / winged lion with a woman's head mix coming to the party.

Politicians... I'm telling you.

Sometimes posts do go directional and if I answer your question it will take another twist..
But here goes..you say" Life goes on no matter what we believe in.Does it really matter if you are right or wrong in someone else's eyes?
very simply absolutely YES.I am a Grandfather..Now should my Granddaughter be subjected to my fwb relationships if I were to do so.Of course not because then I would have to explain to her to not do as I do,do as I say.It is useless to have morals or standards and not follow them which is called leadership through actions.
Here is the next twist on questions..We are all in a over 50 forum and I would venture to say most of us remember when marriage was taken as a serious committment..Sex outside of marriage was a sin and not bragged about..Now I know times are a changin' ,but which do you prefer to teach the next generation..